Din ciclul “Parodi-m-a\u015f \u015fi n-am cuie”<\/p>\n
Poem (ne)scris de MIRCEA DINESCU – “Moartea freac\u0103 ridichea”<\/p>\n
\u00a0P\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi baba din col\u0163ul satului s-a descoperit ca etern\u0103 candidat\u0103 la Miss,<\/p>\n
\u00cen timp ce Moartea bea bere cu Marx la c\u00e2rciuma din deal<\/p>\n
\u015ei berea nu \u00eei \u015ftie pe de rost dar lucreaz\u0103 la asta<\/p>\n
Sau mai bine zis, ar lucra, dac\u0103 ar fi nem\u0163easc\u0103 original\u0103<\/p>\n
Da’ au produs-o la sucursala din Cioflingeni<\/p>\n
\u015fi zace bor\u0163oas\u0103 \u00een halb\u0103<\/p>\n
r\u00e2g\u00e2indu-se singur\u0103<\/p>\n
\u00cen timp ce moartea \u015fi Marx o pun de o tabl\u0103<\/p>\n
\u015fi pensionarii \u00ee\u015fi v\u00e2nd ferici\u0163i locurile de veci<\/p>\n
s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi cumpere o cutie de lapte degresat \u00een plus<\/p>\n
oft\u00e2nd:<\/p>\n
“unde e dialectica v\u00e2njoas\u0103 a laptelui nostru de alt\u0103dat\u0103?”<\/p>\n
Bonus pentru cititori:<\/strong><\/p>\n “B\u0103ltoace” <\/strong><\/p>\n (ne)scris de George Bacovia<\/p>\n Vai, cum boce\u015fte zarea, v\u0103rs\u00e2ndu-\u015fi greu amarul,<\/p>\n \u015ei-apas\u0103 gri apusul, pe b\u0103l\u0163ile de smoal\u0103,<\/p>\n \u015ei dus de v\u00e2nturi aspre plute\u015fte lin ziarul<\/p>\n Deschis mefistofelic la fila mortuar\u0103.<\/p>\n Desigur, e mai bine aici, la necroloage<\/p>\n S\u0103 vezi cum sumbra moarte \u00eencet \u00een neant ne-afund\u0103,<\/p>\n Dec\u00e2t la \u015ftiri sinistre, c\u00e2nd via\u0163a-n m\u00e2l ne trage<\/p>\n Ne-mbib\u0103 \u00een mocirle, de zoaie ne inund\u0103.<\/p>\n Dar iat\u0103, plou\u0103, plou\u0103, b\u0103ltoacele ne-nghit,<\/p>\n Rod temelii sordide, pere\u0163i igrasio\u015fi<\/p>\n Potop apoteotic destram\u0103 o urbe de granit<\/p>\n Iar eu bor\u0103sc depresii din v\u00e2rful unui co\u015f… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Din ciclul “Parodi-m-a\u015f \u015fi n-am cuie” Poem (ne)scris de MIRCEA DINESCU – “Moartea freac\u0103 ridichea” \u00a0P\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi baba din col\u0163ul satului s-a descoperit ca...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[84,184],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy","tag-ce-numa-tu-esti-panarama","tag-joace"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}