{"id":7615,"date":"2014-03-24T09:12:03","date_gmt":"2014-03-24T09:12:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=7615"},"modified":"2016-09-13T15:07:48","modified_gmt":"2016-09-13T12:07:48","slug":"flagelul-dar-si","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/flagelul-dar-si\/","title":{"rendered":"Flagelul &quot;dar \u015fi&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Invita\u0163ii s-au delectat cu muzic\u0103 bun\u0103, dar \u015fi cu delicioase aperitive&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Unde pana mea e contradic\u0163ia aia \u00eentre muzic\u0103 \u015fi delicioase aperitive, care s\u0103 justifice prezen\u0163a conjunc\u0163iei adversative &#8220;dar&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>\u00cemi \u015fi imaginez genul \u0103sta de PRi\u0163\u0103 proast\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-n r\u0103runchi, care simte nevoia s\u0103 par\u0103 de\u015fteapt\u0103 cu trucuri at\u00e2t de ieftine:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Alo? Bun\u0103 seara, mam\u0103, dar \u015fi ce mai faci? Aaa, azi Ionel a m\u00e2ncat p\u00e2ine, dar \u015fi unt. Eu am fost la pia\u0163\u0103, dar \u015fi la po\u015ft\u0103 s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc enelul. \u00cel iubesc pe Ionel, dar \u015fi \u00eel ador, \u0163ucu-l mama de b\u0103iat frumos dar \u015fi special.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nu, proastelor. &#8220;Dar \u015fi&#8221; nu e un &#8220;\u015fi&#8221; mai de fi\u0163\u0103. &#8220;Dar \u015fi&#8221; presupune o contradic\u0163ie.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bun\u0103 seara, mam\u0103, dar \u015fi bun\u0103 diminea\u0163a, c\u0103 e \u015fase \u015fi vin beat\u0103 de la cr\u00e2\u015fm\u0103. Ionel a m\u00e2ncat p\u00e2ine \u015eI unt. (nu exist\u0103 nimic \u00een univers \u00een ideea de &#8220;unt&#8221; care s\u0103 combat\u0103 ideea m\u00e2ncatului de p\u00e2ine). Am fost la pia\u0163\u0103, dar \u015fi la bal. \u00cel iubesc pe Ionel, dar m\u0103 \u015fi enerveaz\u0103 c\u00e2nd sfor\u0103ie. \u0162ucu-l mama de b\u0103iat frumos, dar \u015fi vag chiompal\u0103u, at\u00e2t c\u00e2t s\u0103 fie simpatic.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2014\/03\/6ea27-john-malkovich-wallpaper-5-750587.jpg?resize=512%2C384\" width=\"512\" height=\"384\" class=\"alignnone\" \/><\/p>\n<p>E grele, gogule?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Invita\u0163ii s-au delectat cu muzic\u0103 bun\u0103, dar \u015fi cu delicioase aperitive&#8221; Unde pana mea e contradic\u0163ia aia \u00eentre muzic\u0103 \u015fi delicioase aperitive, care s\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7615"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7615\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11329,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7615\/revisions\/11329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}