Asta e o postare cu care vor empatiza \u00eendeosebi posesorii de orice form\u0103 de smartphone.<\/p>\n
\u00ce\u0163i vezi lini\u015ftit de treburile tale, c\u00e2nd, deoda\u0103, \u00eencepe telefonul s\u0103 fac\u0103: bling! bling!\u00a0 bling! bling! bling!<\/p>\n
Ce s\u0103 fie?<\/p>\n
P\u0103i userul Gogu L\u0103b\u0103rescu, \u015fomer sau sinecurist – om care n-are treab\u0103 \u015fi are impresia c\u0103 \u015fi altul e la fel de plictisit de via\u0163\u0103 ca \u015fi el – a fost cuprins de pofta s\u0103 te frece la icre pe Facebook. Dar nu la modul “\u00ce\u0163i zic ce am de zis, apoi dau enter”.<\/p>\n
Ci a\u015fa<\/p>\n
Gogu L\u0103b\u0103rescu: Salut.<\/p>\n
Gogu L\u0103b\u0103rescu: E\u015fti?<\/p>\n
Gogu L\u0103b\u0103rescu: Sau nu e\u015fti?<\/p>\n
Gogu L\u0103b\u0103rescu: A fi sau a nu fi, \u0103h\u0103.<\/p>\n
Gogu L\u0103b\u0103rescu: Shakespeare e un geniu.<\/p>\n
Gogu L\u0103b\u0103rescu: De\u015fi mul\u0163i au zis c\u0103 nu a existat.<\/p>\n
Gogu L\u0103b\u0103rescu: Apropo, eu sunt Gogu. (P\u0103 bune??? Nici nu se vedea numele de la profil, d\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103. n. r.)<\/p>\n
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\u015ei toat\u0103 aceast\u0103 vom\u0103 verbal\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 cap \u015fi coad\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 rost \u015fi utilitate, \u00ee\u0163i piseaz\u0103 \u0163ie creierii cu bling-bling-bling-bling.<\/p>\n
Anun\u0163 pe viitor diver\u015fii Gogi L\u0103b\u0103re\u015fti c\u0103, dac\u0103 au ceva de zis, dau un singur mesaj cu ceea ce vor de la via\u0163a mea sau au unfriend \u015fi ban. Unicele bling-bling-bling pe care le voi tolera vor fi de forma:<\/p>\n
Salut<\/p>\n
Am pentru tine un contract de publicitate \/ sponsorizare<\/p>\n
De (insert sum\u0103.)<\/p>\n
\u00cen rest, dac\u0103 deranjul pe care-l cauza\u0163i e mai mare dec\u00e2t beneficiile pe care le aduce\u0163i, \u015fi dac\u0103 nu v\u0103 pute\u0163i ordona diareea verbal\u0103 \u00eentr-un mod suportabil, v\u0103 voi bloca.<\/p>\n
Aici anticipez trolajul:<\/p>\n
“Dar de ce, gen, nu-\u0163i gen, dezactivezi semnalul sonor, gen?”<\/p>\n
R\u0103spuns: gen, ca s\u0103 nu ratez mesajele realmente utile.<\/p>\n
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