Azi, pe c\u00e2nd trudeam \u00een redac\u0163ia ziarului la care \u00eemi aduc \u015fi eu din c\u00e2nd \u00een g\u00e2nd modesta contribu\u0163ie (c\u0103 deja s-au r\u0103\u0163oit c\u00e2\u0163iva la mine c\u0103 dac\u0103 aduc aport comit un pleonasm \ud83d\ude00 ) m-am pomenit c\u0103 m\u0103 cuprinde un pui de somn de nu-mi distingeam pleoapa de sus de cea inferioar\u0103 nici m\u0103car cu Safety Matches. Redac\u0163ia s-a mutat de cur\u00e2nd, deci nu are automate de cafea, are un expresso, dar cafeaua de la buget se terminase, a\u015fa c\u0103 am dat o fug\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la chio\u015fcul de vizavi, mi-am cump\u0103rat plicule\u0163e de 3-\u00een-1 – \u015fi le-am dizolvat \u00eentr-un pahar de plastic, \u00een apa cald\u0103 de la F\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103 (ve\u015fnicul nostru dozator). Apoi am \u00eenceput s\u0103 c\u0103ut\u0103m un lingurision.<\/p>\n
Cl\u0103direa are parter, plus dou\u0103 etaje, plus vreo treizeci de suflete, dac\u0103 nu exagerez. \u00cen schimb, nu are nici urm\u0103 de linguri\u0163\u0103. Nici de lingur\u0103. Nici de furculi\u0163\u0103. Nimic. \u00cen cele din urm\u0103, am amestecat b\u0103utura cu un creion. \u015ei \u00een timp ce practicam acest sport extrem, am \u00eenceput s\u0103 meditez.<\/p>\n
-Cum ar fi, peste o mie de ani, s\u0103 descopere arheologii exact acest creion, \u015fi s\u0103 identifice urme de trei\u00eenunu pe el? Ce concluzii o s\u0103 trag\u0103?<\/p>\n
\ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n
“Mileniul trei dup\u0103 Christos a fost supranumit Era plasticului. Popula\u0163ia d\u0103dea dovad\u0103 de o ignoran\u0163\u0103 cras\u0103, hr\u0103nindu-se cu mul\u0163i aditivi sintetici, cancerigeni \u00een cea mai mare parte, pe care \u00eei dizolva \u00een ap\u0103 cu ajutorul unor be\u0163e de lemn, \u00een mijlocul c\u0103rora inserau o min\u0103 de grafit. Exper\u0163ii no\u015ftri \u00eenc\u0103 nu au reu\u015fit s\u0103 determine rolul minei de grafit \u00een prepararea acelor lichide toxice ingurgitate de oamenii din acea vreme. S-a presupus c\u0103 grafitul avea o func\u0163ie pur decorativ\u0103, a\u015fa cum avea \u015fi cercule\u0163ul de plastic de la cap\u0103tul be\u0163iga\u015fului – care era prins \u00eentr-o coroan\u0103 aurie, ca o celebrare a Erei plasticului – dar aceast\u0103 teorie a fost contrazis\u0103 de faptul c\u0103 grafitul era \u00een interiorul be\u0163iga\u015fului, neconstituind un ornament.<\/p>\n
De aici, tragem concluzia c\u0103 grafitul avea o func\u0163ie ritualic-religioas\u0103. Cu ajutorul lui, oameni acelei vremi invocau zeii specifici perioadei – Zeul Libido, Zeul Dolar \u015fi Zeul Silicon – pentru ca ace\u015ftia s\u0103 le binecuv\u00e2nteze \u00eenf\u0103ptuirile. Nici aceast\u0103 teorie nu este confirmat\u0103, dar nu g\u0103sim o alt\u0103 explica\u0163ie pentru t\u0103inuirea plasticului \u00een interiorul uneltei de lemn folosite pentru dizolvarea acestor substan\u0163e nocive \u00een ap\u0103.”<\/p>\n
—–<\/p>\n
\u015ei tot medit\u00e2nd eu a\u015fa, mi-a trecut somnul. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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