Eu nu vreau un “poate”<\/p>\n
Sau un “s\u0103 vedem”<\/p>\n
Un “\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103” este o insult\u0103 de nedescris.<\/p>\n
Un “hm” este cea mai strig\u0103toare la cer \u00eenjur\u0103tur\u0103<\/p>\n
Care mi s-a adresat vreodat\u0103.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Dac\u0103-mi r\u0103spunzi cu “stai pu\u0163in”, ai murit de mult,<\/p>\n
\u00ce\u0163i c\u00e2nt “ve\u015fnica ta pomenire” de cum te ia tr\u0103sura morgii,<\/p>\n
Iar dac\u0103 taci ezitant, chem poli\u0163ia s\u0103 te ia<\/p>\n
\u015ei s\u0103 te arunce \u00een cea mai neagr\u0103 \u00eenchisoare medieval\u0103<\/p>\n
Infestat\u0103 de \u015fobolani.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Eu vreau “da” pe loc<\/p>\n
“Da” entuziast, cu surle \u015fi tr\u00e2mbi\u0163e<\/p>\n
“Da” cu majuscul\u0103 \u015fi un alai de semne de exclama\u0163ie,<\/p>\n
“Da” cu un ciorchine de testicule<\/p>\n
“Da”, f\u0103r\u0103 dar \u015fi poate.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Ai la dispozi\u0163ie o sutime de secund\u0103.<\/p>\n
Tot ce taci poate fi folosit \u00eempotriva ta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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