{"id":7760,"date":"2014-04-11T12:39:14","date_gmt":"2014-04-11T12:39:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=7760"},"modified":"2014-04-11T12:39:14","modified_gmt":"2014-04-11T12:39:14","slug":"tigaia-ursului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/tigaia-ursului\/","title":{"rendered":"Tigaia ursului"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>-\u015ei ixulescu n-o s\u0103 vrea s\u0103 fac\u0103 nu \u015ftiu ce.<br \/>\n-De unde \u015ftii?<br \/>\n-Ei, hai, fat\u0103, \u015ftiiiiu.<br \/>\n-Nu, serios. Poate c\u0103 ixulescu n-are nimic \u00eempotriv\u0103, \u00een realitate.<br \/>\n-Hai, m\u0103\u0103. La c\u00e2t e ixulescu de arogant, umflat \u00een pene, nesuferit \u015fi bou&#8230;<br \/>\n-Insist: De unde \u015ftii?<br \/>\n-Am auzit \u015fi eu de la Vasilica, c\u0103 mi-a povestit.<br \/>\n-\u015ei de unde \u015ftii c\u0103 Vasilica nu bate c\u00e2mpii?<br \/>\n-Mmmmda, dar nu prea vreau s\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\n-S\u0103 ce?<br \/>\n-S\u0103 m\u0103 pun \u00een ipostaza de datornic fa\u0163\u0103 de ixulescu.<br \/>\n-De ce? Poate \u015ftie exact ce vrea la schimb \u015fi nu te pui datornic.<br \/>\n-\u015ei totu\u015fi, mai bine nu.<\/p>\n<p>Morala: Tigaia ursului e cel mai mare du\u015fman pe care-l avea cineva. Poate, de fapt, ixulescu e super cooperant, iar tu nu vei afla niciodat\u0103 asta. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-\u015ei ixulescu n-o s\u0103 vrea s\u0103 fac\u0103 nu \u015ftiu ce. -De unde \u015ftii? -Ei, hai, fat\u0103, \u015ftiiiiu. -Nu, serios. Poate c\u0103 ixulescu n-are nimic&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7760\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}