{"id":7763,"date":"2014-04-12T09:14:56","date_gmt":"2014-04-12T09:14:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=7763"},"modified":"2014-04-12T09:14:56","modified_gmt":"2014-04-12T09:14:56","slug":"30-till-i-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/30-till-i-die\/","title":{"rendered":"30 till i die"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Iubesc v\u00e2rsta de 30 de ani. Nu din motive de Balzac, cu marchiza care-\u015fi aranja fustele cu un gest sugestiv, care exprima mai mult inefabil dec\u00e2t o fela\u0163ie la 20. Pe mine, sincer, nu m\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103lze\u015fte cu nimic s\u0103-mi aranjez fustele cu sau f\u0103r\u0103 inefabil. Motivele pentru care b\u0103rba\u0163ii iubesc femeile mi-s total indiferente, pentru c\u0103 nu contribuie nimic la starea mea de bine.<\/p>\n<p>Pur \u015fi simplu, la 30 de ani \u015ftii ce e aia responsabilitate, \u015fi cum s\u0103 o abordezi, \u015fi, totodat\u0103, \u015ftii ce e aia relaxare, \u015fi cum s\u0103 o abordezi. \u015etii lucrurile care conteaz\u0103, \u015fi unde se impune s\u0103 fii responsabil, \u015fi \u015ftii lucrurile neimportante, pe care le po\u0163i flitui.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd e\u015fti mic, identifici la fel de u\u015for prostia \u015fi r\u0103utatea, dar suferi din cauza lor. Pentru c\u0103 orice prost are impresia c\u0103, dac\u0103 interlocutorul e fat\u0103 \u015fi mai e \u015fi t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, poate folosi un ton autoritar, de gigi duru. \u015ei pe tine te ard buzele s\u0103-i r\u00e2zi \u00een fa\u0163\u0103, dar, cumva, la 20, nu \u00eendr\u0103zne\u015fti. Ai impresia c\u0103 restul universului e o \u00eentre\u0163es\u0103tur\u0103 compact\u0103 de robo\u0163i care \u00ee\u0163i p\u00e2ndesc fiecare gre\u015feal\u0103 \u015fi \u0163i-e ru\u015fine de tot ce e uman \u00een tine.<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 la 30, te prinzi c\u0103 majoritatea oamenilor sunt ni\u015fte insule de singur\u0103tate, exact cum erai \u015fi tu, c\u0103 au temeri \u015fi spaime pe care le transform\u0103 \u00eentr-o carapace, \u015fi tot ce ai de f\u0103cut e s\u0103 intri \u00een vorb\u0103 pe un ton relaxat. Abia atunci devii capabil s\u0103 legi prietenii realiste. Nu genul preten\u0163ios-cretin din adolescen\u0163\u0103 unde, dac\u0103 tu voiai s\u0103 mergi s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci o amandin\u0103, \u015fi prietena ta Vasilica nu avea chef s\u0103 vin\u0103 cu tine, nu mai era prietena ta.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cenve\u0163i s\u0103 respec\u0163i high-urile \u015fi low-urile altora. \u015ei \u00een\u0163elegi c\u0103 via\u0163a ta nu e despre tine, nici despre al\u0163ii, ci o coregrafie frumoas\u0103 de \u00eent\u00e2lniri.<\/p>\n<p>Vreau s\u0103 am 30 de ani p\u00e2n\u0103 la moarte. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iubesc v\u00e2rsta de 30 de ani. Nu din motive de Balzac, cu marchiza care-\u015fi aranja fustele cu un gest sugestiv, care exprima mai mult&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7763"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7763\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}