{"id":7771,"date":"2014-04-15T07:35:41","date_gmt":"2014-04-15T07:35:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=7771"},"modified":"2014-04-15T07:35:41","modified_gmt":"2014-04-15T07:35:41","slug":"penallica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/penallica\/","title":{"rendered":"Penallica"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sharuie\u015fti de zor t\u00e2mpenia asta pe Facebook?<\/p>\n

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Felicit\u0103ri, era un test simplu de diagnosticat cretinismul atroce.<\/p>\n

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Pe bune, exist\u0103 oameni care simt nevoia s\u0103 se dea rotunzi cu anul na\u015fterii? \u015ei nici nu se prind c\u00e2t de penibili sunt \u00een autosuficien\u0163a lor \u00eempu\u015fcabil\u0103 \u015fi b\u0103tubil\u0103 cu bocancul peste din\u0163i?<\/p>\n

Chiar exist\u0103 cineva care crede \u00een mod real c\u0103 joaca pe strad\u0103 e superioar\u0103 oric\u0103rui alt tip de joac\u0103? V\u0103 juca\u0163i pe strad\u0103, idio\u0163ilor, pentru c\u0103 nea Nicu nu v-a amenajat spa\u0163ii de joac\u0103. Altminteri, idio\u0163ilor, strada NU e un loc bun pentru joac\u0103.<\/p>\n

Zilele trecute, \u00een IOR, am v\u0103zut un spa\u0163iu de joac\u0103 pe bune. \u015ei m-am c\u0103\u0163\u0103rat \u015fi eu pe diverse, pentru c\u0103, da, era tentant. S\u0103 ba\u0163i mingea pe maidan cu to\u0163i decre\u0163eii vremii tale NU!<\/p>\n

Pe bune c\u0103 te po\u0163i da rotund cu involu\u0163ia tehnologic\u0103? C\u0103 n-aveai mobil, iPhone \u015fi iPad, \u015fi c\u0103 \u00eenregistrai copii oribile ale melodiilor tale preferate, pe ni\u015fte casete pe care, dac\u0103 aveai noroc, nu le ag\u0103\u0163a casetofonul din prima, s\u0103 le rup\u0103 banda. \u015ei derulai ca imbecilul, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 nimere\u015fti \u00eenceputul. Pe c\u00e2nd acum, downloadezi de pe iTunes (dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fti artistul) sau de pe torente (dac\u0103 vrei ca artistul s\u0103 r\u0103poseze de foame) \u015fi Winamp \u0163i-o potrive\u015fte cum \u00ee\u0163i place \u0163ie mai mult.<\/p>\n

“Aveai” ni\u015fte filme? Nu le “aveai” tu, cretinule, c\u0103 nu era tac-tu produc\u0103tor. Le “avea” cine voia foarte tare s\u0103 le aib\u0103, iar cine vrea s\u0103 le aib\u0103 azi, le are mai u\u015for dec\u00e2t oric\u00e2nd, pe DVD.<\/p>\n

C\u0103 umblai haihui, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 te preocupi de propria siguran\u0163\u0103? Era doar semnul prostiei tale cr\u00e2ncene. Nu era ca \u015fi cum pe atunci nu existau nebuni \u015fi pedofili. Doar c\u0103 nu existau tabloide s\u0103 scrie despre ei cu exces de majuscule \u015fi de NAIS\u0102CREZI, ci se \u015foptea pe la col\u0163uri. Dimpotriv\u0103, mie mi se pare c\u0103 azi e\u015fti mai \u00een siguran\u0163\u0103 dec\u00e2t atunci, dac\u0103 nu te duci noaptea-n Ferentari, s\u0103-\u0163i provoci destinul.<\/p>\n

Nonetheless: ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 “vie\u0163i minunate”?<\/p>\n

Rezum\u00e2nd: e at\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2t de penibil s\u0103-\u0163i faci titlu de glorie din anul na\u015fterii \u015fi din conjunctura la care nu ai contribuit cu nimic. E semnalul evident c\u0103 n-ai nimic util din care s\u0103-\u0163i faci titlu de glorie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sharuie\u015fti de zor t\u00e2mpenia asta pe Facebook? Felicit\u0103ri, era un test simplu de diagnosticat cretinismul atroce.   Pe bune, exist\u0103 oameni care simt nevoia...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7771"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7771\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}