C\u00e2nd scrii prima carte, e cire\u015fica de pe tortul eforturilor tale. E cel mai bun lucru pe care-l po\u0163i livra \u00een secunda aia \u015fi, dac\u0103 e\u015fti \u015fi prost ca noaptea, \u00ee\u0163i imaginezi c\u0103 e megatare, ultracool.<\/p>\n
A\u015fa am dat eu la publicat Rondo Capriccioso. Am avut noroc de un redactor hiperindulgent \u015fi de o \u00een\u0163elegere a faptului c\u0103 nu voi r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00eentotdeauna at\u00e2t de sinistru de proast\u0103. Na, \u015fi mai e \u015fi chestia aia: prezint\u0103 orice bor\u00e2tur\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a unei audien\u0163e, f\u0103-o cu un tupeu fantastic, \u015fi minim jum\u0103tate vor pune botul.<\/p>\n
Bun. Au trecut zece ani. \u015ei recitesc acum Rondo Capriccioso. \u015ei r\u00e2d cu toate orificiile corpului. Cartea aia e de un penal dureros, frate. Nu \u015ftiam asta pe atunci, pentru c\u0103 eu \u00eens\u0103mi eram dureros de penal\u0103. Dar… really. E st\u00e2ngace, cu jocuri de cuvinte for\u0163ate, cu siropo\u015fenii care l-ar face pe Otrav\u0103 s\u0103 se otr\u0103veasc\u0103 de ciud\u0103. E stupid\u0103. E at\u00e2t de jenant\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t, la judecata de apoi, c\u00e2nd m\u0103 va trage Dumnezeu la r\u0103spundere cum am putut s\u0103 scriu o asemenea t\u00e2mpenie, \u00eei voi r\u0103spunde c\u0103 nu eram acas\u0103 \u015fi-mi voi inventa un alibi.<\/p>\n
Concluzia: dragi copii, oric\u00e2t de prost scrie\u0163i ast\u0103zi, it gets gradually better<\/em>. Important e s\u0103 pune\u0163i osul la treab\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 v\u0103 scoate\u0163i capul din cur. \u015ei, musai, s\u0103 v\u0103 reciti\u0163i obiectiv. Mult \u015fi cu aten\u0163ie. Nu v\u0103 rezuma\u0163i la “las’ c\u0103 merge”; dac\u0103 ave\u0163i un strop de creier, va veni momentul de ru\u015fine \u015fi umilin\u0163\u0103, c\u00e2nd ve\u0163i \u00een\u0163elege ce penibili era\u0163i.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" C\u00e2nd scrii prima carte, e cire\u015fica de pe tortul eforturilor tale. E cel mai bun lucru pe care-l po\u0163i livra \u00een secunda aia \u015fi,...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7798"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7798\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}