{"id":780,"date":"2009-01-22T23:08:48","date_gmt":"2009-01-22T21:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=780"},"modified":"2009-01-22T23:08:48","modified_gmt":"2009-01-22T21:08:48","slug":"filmuletul-meu-porno-preferat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/filmuletul-meu-porno-preferat\/","title":{"rendered":"Filmule\u0163ul meu porno preferat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Uite-l:<!--more--><\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/8wi-ZzzqrNQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>\u015ei \u00eentrebarea pt. voi: Name, please!<br \/>\n(sugestie de la <a href=\"http:\/\/xxl.weblog.ro\">xxl <\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>PS: Banc din categoria &#8220;Name, Please&#8221;:<\/p>\n<p>A young man named Penis Van Lesbian walked into the office of a Hollywood agent with his resume and portfolio in hand. &#8220;You have the very obvious good looks and excellent demeanor of an actor,&#8221; said the agent. &#8220;Tell me, have you had any roles that I might be aware of?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No sir&#8221; said the handsome young man.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I dare say I know the reason why, with a name like yours,&#8221; said the agent. &#8220;That&#8217;s not a name that will go far in Hollywood. I&#8217;d love to represent you, but you&#8217;ll have to change your name.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sir,&#8221; the very handsome actor protested, &#8220;My family has carried this name for generations and I will NOT change it for Hollywood or for any other reason.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If you won&#8217;t change your name, then I cannot represent you, young man,&#8221; said the agent.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Then I bid you a fond farewell &#8212; my name will NOT change. &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>With that, Penis Van Lesbian left the agent&#8217;s office, never to return.<\/p>\n<p>Five years later, the agent received a letter. When he opened it, a check fell out. He looked at the check. It was for $50,000! He read the letter:<\/p>\n<p>Dear Sir:<\/p>\n<p>Several years ago, I entered your office determined to become an actor. You refused to represent me unless I changed my name. I objected, saying the Penis Van Lesbian name had been carried for generations and I left your office. I chanced to reconsider my hastiness and after considerable reflection, I decided to heed your advice and change my name. Now, I am a famous actor with many roles and known to millions, worldwide. I owe you a debt of gratitude, so please accept this check with my humble<\/p>\n<p>thanks, for it was your idea which has brought me such fame and fortune.<\/p>\n<p>Very Sincerely Yours,<\/p>\n<p>Dick Van Dyke<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uite-l:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}