Nimere\u015fti la un articol, unde unii \u00eel \u00eenjur\u0103, \u00eei c\u00e2nt\u0103 imnuri de slav\u0103 sau \u00eel contest\u0103 aprig pe numitul X. Care e fie politician, fie artist, fie fotbalist, fie vidanjor, dar unul de oarecare notorietate, c\u0103 altfel nu s-ar scrie despre el. N-ai nimic util de spus. Drept care, ai o ocazie miraculoas\u0103 \u015fi binef\u0103c\u0103toare de a t\u0103cea. De a ascunde de univers faptul c\u0103 b\u0103uni de prost. Dar tu decizi s\u0103 ratezi aceast\u0103 ocazie \u015fi \u00eentrebi cu o superioritate pe care n-o de\u0163ii dec\u00e2t printre prietenii t\u0103i imaginari: “Cine e X?”<\/p>\n
Ce vrei s\u0103 sugerezi cu asta:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n C\u0103 e\u015fti buricul p\u0103m\u00e2ntului. Dar nu orice buric, ci unul at\u00e2t de frumos retezat, \u00eenc\u00e2t vin toate buricele \u00een pelerinaj la tine, ca la Mecca. C\u0103 tu, \u00een augusta-\u0163i importan\u0163\u0103 de \u015fomer inutil universului cu juma’ de an nepl\u0103tit\u0103 la \u00eentre\u0163inere, ai dubii legate de persoana lui X. C\u0103 tu, \u00een vasta-\u0163i \u015fi ampla-\u0163i nimicnicie, decretezi insignifian\u0163e cu autoritatea pe care \u0163i-o confer\u0103 ultimul trip ob\u0163inut din mirosit aracet.<\/p>\n Ce sugerezi \u00een realitate:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n C\u0103 e\u015fti un retardat care nu \u015ftie s\u0103 foloseasc\u0103 google.<\/p>\n \u015ei totu\u015fi, eu vreau s\u0103 ar\u0103t c\u0103 X e vax pentru mine. Ce fac?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Boule. Folose\u015fte google. M\u0103car vei \u015fti s\u0103 explici c\u0103 X e vax pentru tine \u00eentr-un mod c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t inteligibil pentru al\u0163ii. Care nu te vor decreta direct un cretin sadea, cum fac acum, ci se vor opri din ce zic o secund\u0103, s\u0103 se g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 la eventualitatea \u00een care ai dreptate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Nimere\u015fti la un articol, unde unii \u00eel \u00eenjur\u0103, \u00eei c\u00e2nt\u0103 imnuri de slav\u0103 sau \u00eel contest\u0103 aprig pe numitul X. Care e fie politician,...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7817"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7817\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}