V\u0103 rog din str\u0103fundul locului \u00eentunecat \u015fi b\u00e2ntuit de zombies unde mi se afla odinioar\u0103 inima: dac\u0103 eu nu v-am dat niciodat\u0103 t\u00e2rcoale \u015fi m-am purtat niciodat\u0103 de parc\u0103 m-a\u0163i interesa, nu-mi da\u0163i mailuri \u00een care \u00eemi scrie\u0163i ca unui fan obligat s\u0103 fie la curent cu activitatea voastr\u0103 sacr\u0103 sau unei persoane silite s\u0103 vi se temeneasc\u0103.<\/p>\n
C\u00e2nd m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 un subiect sau un proiect, se vede cu ochiul liber. Vin, m\u0103 ofer, fac, dreg, exces de zel scrie pe mine cu litere de tipar.<\/p>\n
C\u00e2nd un proiect are poten\u0163ial de interes, \u00eel remarc. \u015ei n-o s\u0103 mimez nep\u0103sarea, ca s\u0103 v\u0103 pun \u00een ipostaza s\u0103 v\u0103 milogi\u0163i mai lung. Eu ur\u0103sc s\u0103 m\u0103 milogesc, de aceea ur\u0103sc s\u0103 pun oameni pe care-i consider mi\u015fto \u00een ipostaza de milogi.<\/p>\n
Dar rogu-v\u0103 mult. Din inim\u0103. Din ceea ce ar fi trebuit s\u0103 fie inim\u0103. Din str\u0103fund \u015fi str\u0103-str\u0103-fund. Da\u0163i-o naibii cu atitudinea “Io-s tare \u015fi lumea are datorie sf\u00e2nt\u0103 de la Dumnezeu s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 fela\u0163ie”. Vre\u0163i s\u0103-mi cere\u0163i ceva? Face\u0163i-o pe-un ton neutru spre politicos. Neutru, cu accente pe “uite de ce e mi\u015fto chestia asta”, \u015fi politicos la modul: nu am f\u0103cut armata \u00eempreun\u0103. Nu ne-am tras de \u015fireturi. Nu am p\u0103scut vaca \u00eempreun\u0103 pe t\u0103p\u015fan. Nu m-a\u0163i c\u00e2\u015ftigat la loz \u00een plic. Nu v\u0103 datorez le\u015fin de admira\u0163ie. Un pic de obiectivitate fa\u0163\u0103 de voi \u00een\u015fiv\u0103, v\u0103 rog.<\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 tu, scriitor de care n-a auzit nici vecinu’ de la trei, vrei s\u0103 vorbesc despre cartea ta, nu-mi pune problema la modul “Hei, \u00eemi datorezi asta, eu citesc tot ce scrii tu”. \u015ei eu l-am citit pe Vonnegut din scoar\u0163\u0103-n scoar\u0163\u0103. Am dat pe el o c\u00e2rc\u0103 de bani. Pentru c\u0103 scrie mi\u015fto. Asta nu-l \u00eendatoreaz\u0103 pe Vonnegut cu nimic fa\u0163\u0103 de mine. Dar, dac\u0103 a\u015f locui \u00een ora\u015f cu Vonnegut, \u015fi l-a\u015f acosta \u00eentr-o cafenea, s\u0103-i spun frumos: Domnule Vonnegut, eu v\u0103 citesc ca pe horoscopul zilnic. Permite\u0163i-mi s\u0103 v\u0103 trimit un fragment din romanul meu \u015fi, dac\u0103 vi se pare pe gustul dvs., vorbi\u0163i-mi v\u0103 rog la lansare”, poate c\u0103 omul s-ar \u00eenduio\u015fa. If you get my subtle point.<\/p>\n
Nimeni nu v\u0103 datoreaz\u0103 nimic \u00een via\u0163\u0103. Dac\u0103 p\u0103rin\u0163ii v-au r\u0103sf\u0103\u0163at, au f\u0103cut-o pentru c\u0103 sunte\u0163i copiii lor. Asta nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 \u015fi restul universului are vreo obliga\u0163ie s\u0103 v\u0103 r\u0103sfe\u0163e. Sau s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103 la preten\u0163ii stupide \u015fi infantile cu “Da, lumin\u0103\u0163ia voastr\u0103. Cum porunci\u0163i. Poate dori\u0163i \u015fi un falus gigantic pe post de desert, s\u0103 v\u0103 fie pl\u0103cerea complet\u0103”.<\/p>\n
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