Un om face o glum\u0103. Despre tinere\u0163e, despre b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e, despre copil\u0103rie, femei, b\u0103rba\u0163i, l\u0103custe de c\u00e2mpie, \u015foareci cu dungi, \u015fop\u00e2rle africane, orice. Lumea din jur r\u00e2de. \u015ei, mereu, se g\u0103se\u015fte un trist sau o trist\u0103, educat(\u0103) cu bice \u015fi c\u0103tu\u015fe, s\u0103 sar\u0103 \u00een sus ca fript(\u0103).<\/p>\n
“Las’ c\u0103 ajungi \u015fi tu t\u00e2n\u0103r \/ b\u0103tr\u00e2n \/ copil \/ \u015fparece cu dungi \/ \u015fop\u00e2rl\u0103 african\u0103!”<\/p>\n
“Am zis eu undeva c\u0103 nu ajung?”<\/p>\n
“O s\u0103 vezi tu c\u0103 nu-\u0163i mai arde de r\u00e2s.”<\/p>\n
“Ba poate c\u0103-mi arde. Oamenii inteligen\u0163i au autoironie. De ce nu \u015ftii s\u0103 iei o glum\u0103 ca pe o glum\u0103?”<\/p>\n
\u015ei mustr\u0103ri.<\/p>\n
La final, ai eutanasia antiumorul. L-ai duce cu m\u00e2na ta s\u0103 i se administreze injec\u0163ia cu pricina, s\u0103 moar\u0103 rapid \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 dureri. \u015ei totu\u015fi, m\u0103 \u00eentreb un singur lucru: c\u00e2nd te ui\u0163i \u00een jur \u015fi vezi oameni r\u00e2z\u00e2nd, nu \u0163i se n\u0103zare vag \u00eentr-un col\u0163 al min\u0163ii c\u0103 vorbim de o glum\u0103?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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