Nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 repet \u015fi s\u0103 v\u0103 amintesc c\u0103 pe blogul nostru, s\u00e2mb\u0103ta e dedicat\u0103 videoclipurilor c\u0103rora le purt\u0103m s\u00e2mbetele. Videoclipuri pe care nu le-am putut uita, pentru c\u0103 hido\u015fenia sau stupizenia lor ne-a urm\u0103rit peste ani, \u015fi ne-a f\u0103cut pu\u0163in mai cinici, mai r\u0103i \u015fi mai acizi dec\u00e2t \u00eenainte. \u015ei totu\u015fi, m\u0103 repet. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n
Video-trauma de azi mai poate fi numit\u0103 \u015fi TRAUMA MULTIPL\u0102. \u015ei arat\u0103 astfel:<\/p>\n
[googlevideo=http:\/\/video.google.com\/videoplay?docid=-7511229833177723025&ei=2O96SdT9IIjojgKI8rywBQ&q=heart+shaped+box+nirvana]<\/p>\n
\u015ei, desigur, e eterna \u015fi fascinanta Nirvana, cu \u00eenc\u0103 o fabuloas\u0103 capodoper\u0103 care ne-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 chir\u0103im ca demen\u0163ii: Heart-Shaped Box.<\/p>\n
Traum\u0103 1: Analiz\u0103 pe text. (\u00cen m\u0103sura \u00een care acest interpret celebru pentru cantitatea impresionant\u0103 de m\u0103m\u0103ligi \u00een gur\u0103 izbute\u015fte s\u0103-l reproduc\u0103, \u015fi ce am izbutit s\u0103 distingem):<\/p>\n
Judec\u00e2nd dup\u0103 prima propozi\u0163ie: nenea \u0103sta are o problem\u0103 cu o tanti care se holbeaz\u0103 la el ca un Pe\u015fte atunci c\u00e2nd el e slab. \u00cendeob\u015fte, dup\u0103 nop\u0163ile de be\u0163ie. Sau \u00een momentele \u00een care \u00eel convinge s\u0103 se spele. I’ve been locked inside your Heart Shaped box, for weeks<\/strong> Asta \u00eenc\u0103 nu ar fi nimic. Ce e mai nasol: I’ve been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap<\/strong> \u00cen consecin\u0163\u0103, el – \u00eenc\u0103 suferind dup\u0103 \u00eencuierea \u00een lad\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103tr\u0103nit dup\u0103 \u00eenmuierea \u00een catran, \u00eei ureaz\u0103 o chestie pe care nici m\u0103car cel mai tare manelar rom\u00e2n nu ar putea-o inventa: I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back<\/strong> Opaaa! Deci, ea avea o tumoare malign\u0103. \u015ei unde o avea, dac\u0103 ea trebuia s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103, pentru ca el s\u0103 i-o m\u0103n\u00e2nce? Iar dac\u0103 tumoarea malign\u0103 cauza \u015fi dureri, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 \u015fi pe ea o \u00eencerca o durere aprig\u0103 \u015fi neiert\u0103toare \u00een rect. De unde \u015fi bancul.<\/p>\n Ion \u015fi M\u0103rie la doctor, M\u0103rie beteag\u0103. Intr\u0103 ea, Ion a\u015fteapt\u0103 afar\u0103. O consult\u0103 doctorul, \u00eei d\u0103 supozitoare \u015fi zice: +++++<\/p>\n A\u015fa. Judec\u00e2nd dup\u0103 versul urm\u0103tor: Hey! Wait!<\/strong>, cred c\u0103 \u015fi destinatara c\u00e2ntecului s-o cam sup\u0103rat, \u015fi nefiind coc\u0103l\u0103reas\u0103 rom\u00e2nc\u0103, s\u0103 cear\u0103 dou\u0103 palme s\u0103 sim\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 are b\u0103rbat l\u00e2ng\u0103 d\u00e2nsa, a \u00eentins-o la s\u0103n\u0103toasa. Trauma 2: Videoclipoceala. \u015ei \u00eentrebarea noastr\u0103: ce leg\u0103tur\u0103 au aceste simboale biblic-r\u0103stignitorii cu povestea de amor ghebos de mai sus? De ce s\u0103 \u00eemi ar\u0103\u0163i un mo\u015fulic\u0103 numai epiderm\u0103 \u015fi ciolane cum se r\u0103stigne\u015fte de unu singur, printre corbii f\u0103r\u0103 so\u0163? Doar ca s\u0103 zic io: “Moaaam\u0103, c\u00e2t\u0103 profunzime, s\u0103 mor io!” Toate astea ar fi foarte frumoase, dac\u0103 cobain nu ar \u0163ine neap\u0103rat s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi bage mutra buboas\u0103 \u00een aparatul de luat vederi, \u015fi s\u0103 ne tot ia vederea. Ce leg\u0103tur\u0103 are rictusul lui hidos cu problema c\u00e2ntecului – adic\u0103, un nene \u00eenchis \u00eentr-o cutie \u015fi \u00eenmuiat \u00een groapa de catran – numai el \u015ftie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 repet \u015fi s\u0103 v\u0103 amintesc c\u0103 pe blogul nostru, s\u00e2mb\u0103ta e dedicat\u0103 videoclipurilor c\u0103rora le purt\u0103m s\u00e2mbetele. Videoclipuri pe care...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=784"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nShe eyes me like a pisces when I am weak<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nDar nu… ea nu se mul\u0163ume\u015fte cu at\u00e2t: \u00eel \u00eencuie \u00een lada ei \u00een form\u0103 de inim\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u00eentregi:<\/p>\n
\nlad\u0103 care, desigur, nu era dotat\u0103 cu articole de igien\u0103…<\/p>\n
\nAdic\u0103tele numai den cauza ta, f\u0103h nesim\u0163ito, am fost atras \u00een capcana gropii tale magnetice de catran, da? \u00centrebarea mea e: unde \u00ee\u015fi \u0163inea ea groapa de catran – aia magnetic\u0103 – \u015fi mai ales, de ce depozita catran \u00eentr-\u00e2nsa. Doar ca s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eenmoaie pe bietul b\u0103iet \u00een catranul groapei sale? \u015ei s\u0103-l c\u0103tr\u0103neasc\u0103? tz-tz, ce ur\u00e2t!<\/p>\n
\nAdic\u0103: m\u00e2nca-\u0163i-a\u015f, f\u0103, cancerul, atunci c\u00e2nd te \u00eentorci!<\/p>\n
\n-Le introduce\u0163i \u00een rect, diminea\u0163a \u015fi seara.
\n-Da, dom’ doctor.
\nIese M\u0103rie:
\n-Ioane, o z\u00e2s s\u0103 mi le introduc \u00een rect.
\n-Da ci-i \u0103la rect, M\u0103rie?
\n-Ap\u0103i nu \u015ftiu.
\n-Ap\u0103i meri \u015fi-ntreab\u0103.
\nIntr\u0103 M\u0103rie \u00een cabinet:
\n-Dom’ doctor, ci-i \u0103la rect?
\n-Vi le introduce\u0163i \u00een anus, da?
\nIese M\u0103rie.
\n-Ioane, o z\u00e2s s\u0103 mi le introduc \u00een anus.
\n-Da’ ci-i \u0103la anus, M\u0103rie?
\n-Ap\u0103i nu \u015ftiu…
\n-Ap\u0103i meri \u015fi-ntreab\u0103.
\nIntr\u0103 M\u0103rie \u00een cabinet:
\n-Dom’ doctor, ce-i \u0103la anus.
\n-Doamn\u0103, s\u0103 vi le b\u0103ga\u0163i \u00een cur, da?
\nIese M\u0103rie:
\n-Ioane… Cred c\u0103… s-o cam sup\u0103rat.<\/p>\n
\nOricum, la auzul acestui strig\u0103t, ea se opre\u015fte. Dac\u0103 nu s-ar fi oprit, c\u00e2ntecul ar fi \u00eencetat aici, nu?
\nI’ve got a new complaint<\/strong>, zice el. Adic\u0103, dac\u0103 tot pleci, stai s\u0103 te \u00eenjur ca lumea, ce pana mea?
\n…\u015fi tot a\u015fa de 8 ori.<\/p>\n
\n\u015ei culori apocaliptice, nene, \u015fi o tanti gras\u0103 cu aripi de \u00eenger, care probabil c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 simbolizeze sinergia faptelor revelatorii care contrasteaz\u0103 \u00eentr-o simbolistic\u0103 alternativ\u0103, \u00een suave caducit\u0103\u0163i ale axiologiei reverberante ce converg \u00eentr-o metafizic\u0103 transfiguratorie… adic\u0103, nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 nimic. \ud83d\ude08<\/p>\n