{"id":7857,"date":"2014-05-02T10:45:12","date_gmt":"2014-05-02T10:45:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=7857"},"modified":"2014-05-02T10:45:12","modified_gmt":"2014-05-02T10:45:12","slug":"gata-avem-lorenaline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/gata-avem-lorenaline\/","title":{"rendered":"Gata, avem LorenaLine!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Din 7 mai, pe telefoane. (C\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, am treab\u0103.)<\/p>\n<p>Ce ofer\u0103 LorenaLine:<\/p>\n<p>-confiden\u0163ialitate: dac\u0103 pe mailuri am disclaimer c\u0103 fac publice idio\u0163eniile, pentru c\u0103 timpul \u015fi r\u0103bdarea mea nu-s c\u00e2\u015ftigate la belciuge, pe banii t\u0103i, po\u0163i abera despre orice vrei tu \u015fi r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00eentre noi.<\/p>\n<p>-privacy: aplica\u0163ia va permite un apelant deodat\u0103. ca s\u0103 nu suni tu s\u0103-mi pl\u00e2ngi cum nu te iube\u015fte Gigel \u015fi al\u0163i trei s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103-n fundal.<\/p>\n<p>-corectitudine: dac\u0103 linia e ocupat\u0103 sau eu nu-s conectat\u0103 pe aplica\u0163ie, \u0163i se d\u0103 ocupat, nu pl\u0103te\u015fti introul aiurea.<\/p>\n<p>-aten\u0163ie: po\u0163i s\u0103 \u00eemi vorbe\u015fti despre orice. despre fix orice. Po\u0163i s\u0103-mi poveste\u015fti via\u0163a ta sau s\u0103 repe\u0163i &#8220;pula pula pula pula&#8221; c\u00e2te minute vrei tu. E pe banii t\u0103i<\/p>\n<p>-ore de lucru: mar\u0163i &#8211; vineri, \u00eentre 23:00 &#8211; 4:00. Dac\u0103 am spectacol \u00eentr-una din seri, recuperez \u00een weekend. Evident, nu te voi \u00eentrerupe ca vaca &#8220;b\u0103i, e 4:00, hai pa!&#8221; Te las s\u0103-\u0163i termini via\u0163a de povestit.<\/p>\n<p>Bonus: tors de Pulic\u0103, ocazional c\u00e2nd are chef.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net\/hphotos-ak-prn1\/t1.0-9\/12690_460030934119606_953513525_n.jpg?resize=480%2C358&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"358\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ce nu ofer\u0103 LorenaLine:<\/p>\n<p>-imagine. \u00centre aceste ore, \u00eemi place s\u0103 stau \u00een pat, \u00een chilo\u0163i, cu pisica dormind pe burt\u0103, \u015fi s\u0103 beau bere dup\u0103 bere. Nu am chef s\u0103 \u00eempart aceast\u0103 imagine cu nimeni. Nici s\u0103 m\u0103 machiez, s\u0103 m\u0103 coafez \u015fi s\u0103 par mimoz\u0103. Dar, dac\u0103 \u00eemi vin ni\u015fte oferte publicitare beton pe fe\u015f\u0103n, poate m\u0103 r\u0103zg\u00e2ndesc. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Din 7 mai, pe telefoane. (C\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, am treab\u0103.) Ce ofer\u0103 LorenaLine: -confiden\u0163ialitate: dac\u0103 pe mailuri am disclaimer c\u0103 fac publice idio\u0163eniile, pentru&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7857"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7857\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}