{"id":7862,"date":"2014-05-04T06:17:52","date_gmt":"2014-05-04T06:17:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=7862"},"modified":"2014-05-04T06:17:52","modified_gmt":"2014-05-04T06:17:52","slug":"targoviste-e-cool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/targoviste-e-cool\/","title":{"rendered":"T\u00e2rgovi\u015fte e cool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>De c\u00e2te ori merg cu\u00a0<em>Miserupia\u00a0<\/em>\u00eentr-un ora\u015f mic mi-e fric\u0103. Pentru c\u0103 amintirea cu ciumetele care ia \u00eenceputul de bun \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 urle: &#8220;B\u0103i, nesim\u0163i\u0163ilor, de ce pula mea n-a\u0163i anun\u0163at c\u0103 suspenda\u0163i spectacolul, futu-v\u0103-n arip\u0103!&#8221; m\u0103 b\u00e2ntuie.<\/p>\n<p>Dar, slav\u0103 Domnului, pe copiii din T\u00e2rgovi\u015fte i-am ag\u0103\u0163at. Sim\u0163i asta ca performer. O sal\u0103 de oameni decide \u00een cam primele trei minute dac\u0103 te iube\u015fte cu pasiune sau te ur\u0103\u015fte cu spume \u015fi vrea s\u0103 mori de cancer. \u015ei chichi\u0163a din Miserupia e s\u0103-i ag\u0103\u0163i cu firul narativ. Dup\u0103 aia sunt ai t\u0103i.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen schimb, mie \u00eemi place la nebunie T\u00e2rgovi\u015fte. \u00cemi confirm\u0103 ipoteza: orice localitate rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 mai cultivat\u0103 e o localitate unde au pus um\u0103rul din plin alte etnii. \ud83d\ude00 M\u0103 tot g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 e o solu\u0163ie, c\u00e2nd nu te dau banii afar\u0103 din cas\u0103 \u015fi vrei s\u0103 evadezi din capital\u0103, s\u0103 sari vineri seara \u00een maxi taxi, s\u0103-\u0163i iei dou\u0103 seri la un hotel de aici \u015fi s\u0103 te \u00eentorci duminica. E ora\u015ful cu cele mai ieftine restaurante \u00een care am fost p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. Turistic vorbind, ai experien\u0163a unui mic ora\u015f italian pitoresc, maniere blajine de r\u0103g\u0103\u0163eni lini\u015fti\u0163i; iar \u00eentr-un weekend de relaxare ar fi o real\u0103 provocare s\u0103 cheltuie\u015fti 100 de euro cu totul, at\u00e2t e de ieftin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De c\u00e2te ori merg cu\u00a0Miserupia\u00a0\u00eentr-un ora\u015f mic mi-e fric\u0103. Pentru c\u0103 amintirea cu ciumetele care ia \u00eenceputul de bun \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 urle: &#8220;B\u0103i,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7862"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7862\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}