{"id":7886,"date":"2014-05-11T08:45:11","date_gmt":"2014-05-11T08:45:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=7886"},"modified":"2014-05-11T08:45:11","modified_gmt":"2014-05-11T08:45:11","slug":"siteuri-carora-le-as-da-foc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/siteuri-carora-le-as-da-foc\/","title":{"rendered":"Siteuri c\u0103rora le-a\u015f da foc"},"content":{"rendered":"

Desigur, dac\u0103 internetul ar arde. Dac\u0103 internetul ar fi inflamabil, o bun\u0103 parte din el ar pieri de chibriturile mele. Iar posesorii s\u0103 se uite. Cu respectivele chibrituri \u00eenfipte \u00een toate orificiile care v\u0103 trec prin cap. Arz\u00e2nd, desigur, c\u0103 de-aia-s chibrituri.<\/p>\n

5) Site-urile care-\u0163i deschid o a doua fereastr\u0103, la o imbecilitate care nu te interesa. Parc\u0103 ar fi libr\u0103riile de pe vremea lui Ceau\u015fescu, care-\u0163i vindeau Jane Eyre <\/em> la pachet cu Teze comuniste<\/em> volumele XXII \u015fi XXIV \u015fi cu o c\u0103r\u0163ulie despre Ceau\u015fescu, conduc\u0103tor iubit.<\/p>\n

4) Paginile care \u00eencep s\u0103 c\u00e2nte de cum le deschizi. Astea sunt ca indivizii dispera\u0163i care \u00ee\u0163i arat\u0103 penisul din prima secund\u0103 \u00een care le accep\u0163i invita\u0163ia \u00een ora\u015f, de team\u0103 c\u0103 n-ai \u00een\u0163eles suficient de clar c\u0103 vor sex, nu conversa\u0163ie amical\u0103. Bonus de b\u0103tut cuie-n talp\u0103: c\u00e2nd chestia care c\u00e2nt\u0103 de pe site nici nu e la vedere, s\u0103-i po\u0163i pune un leucoplast peste gur\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 tac\u0103-n mor\u0163ii m\u0103-sii.<\/p>\n

3) Siteurile unde imaginea textului \u00ee\u0163i este subit obturat\u0103 de un cear\u015faf de reclam\u0103, c\u0103ruia nu-i nimere\u015fti nicicum x-ul \u015fi, chiar dac\u0103-l nimere\u015fti, e un x fake, care de fapt deruleaz\u0103 reclama. Muri\u0163i, m\u0103! \u015etim c\u0103 foamea e mare; dar \u00ee\u0163i po\u0163i doza reclama \u00een pagin\u0103 \u00een a\u015fa fel, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 se men\u0163in\u0103 \u00een limitele suportabilului!
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2) Siteurile cu slide-uri, sau cu articole compuse din 25 de pagini, care-s 25 de fotografii cu c\u00e2te o propozi\u0163ie. Deci, tu dai 25 de vizualiz\u0103ri pentru fixpula. Din 40 de r\u0103t\u0103ci\u0163i pe-acolo, siteul a f\u0103cut o mie de vizualiz\u0103ri. Din 400, 10.000. Pe nimic, am apucat s\u0103 zic? Asta prin dozarea informa\u0163iei cu \u0163\u00e2r\u00e2ita, \u00een mod fake, pe 25 de pagini.<\/p>\n

1) Odio\u015feniile f\u0103r\u0103 margini care \u00ee\u0163i pretind “like” \u015fi “share” ca s\u0103 po\u0163i vedea contentul. Mai ales c\u00e2nd contentul e un youtube. Mai ales c\u00e2nd acel youtube nu e sub nici o form\u0103 crea\u0163ia celui cu site-ul. S\u0103 pretinzi “like” \u015fi “share” \u00eenainte de vizionare e o m\u00e2r\u015f\u0103vie de oameni meschini cu penisul microscopic, care se \u015ftiu inutili pe lume \u015fi aplic\u0103 stratagema: “Dac\u0103 tot suntem inutili, m\u0103car s\u0103 prostim c\u00e2t mai mult\u0103 lume”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Desigur, dac\u0103 internetul ar arde. Dac\u0103 internetul ar fi inflamabil, o bun\u0103 parte din el ar pieri de chibriturile mele. Iar posesorii s\u0103 se...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7886","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7886"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7886\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}