Exist\u0103 o serie de expresii-cli\u015feu care, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 c\u0103-s inepte, sunt larg folosite de acea parte a popula\u0163iei care cl\u0103mp\u0103ne din gur\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi propun\u0103 ca sunetele pe care le eman\u0103 astfel s\u0103 se \u00eembibe cumva de chestia aia numit\u0103 sens. Expresii-cli\u015feu care denun\u0163\u0103 prostia neagr\u0103 \u015fi h\u00e2d\u0103 de la o po\u015ft\u0103. Expresii care te fac s\u0103-\u0163i dore\u015fti s\u0103 te teleportezi instant \u00eentr-o realitate paralel\u0103, s\u0103 nu-l mai vezi pe omul \u0103la niciodat\u0103.<\/p>\n
Ficatul meu implodeaz\u0103 mereu \u00een jeturi \u015fi splina mi se pipernice\u015fte c\u00e2t aud vreun retardat sau vreo retardat\u0103 constat\u00e2nd: “Vaaaai, e deosebit!”<\/p>\n
Deosebit de cine \u015fi de ce, boule slash vaco?<\/p>\n
Deosebit, vit\u0103 de ce sex ai fi tu, nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 fabulos, nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 bombasticromanticfantastic, nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 mist\u0103lovalova. \u00censeamn\u0103, pur \u015fi simplu, diferit. Iar c\u00e2nd be\u015fi pe gura-\u0163i c\u0103 elementul X e deosebit \/ diferit, precizezi \u015fi termenul de raportare, eventual diferen\u0163a specific\u0103.<\/p>\n
G\u00e2sc\u0103 proast\u0103: Vai, Gigel e deosebit.<\/p>\n
\u00cen momentul \u0103la, a\u015f vrea s\u0103 fiu Dumnezeu, s\u0103 p\u0103trund \u00een mintea retardatei \u015fi s-o fac s\u0103 foloseasc\u0103 just termenul.<\/p>\n
G\u00e2sc\u0103 mai pu\u0163in proast\u0103: Vai, Gigel e deosebit DE MIRCEL<\/strong>. \u00cen sensul c\u0103<\/strong> mi-a dat bani de avort, nu m-a l\u0103sat s\u0103 apelez iar la andrelele bunicii.<\/p>\n Sau dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 zici c\u0103 Gigel e minunat, spune fix asta.<\/p>\n Dar nu mai folosi “deosebit” aiurea. Eu, s\u0103 fiu cuv\u00e2ntul “deosebit”, m-a\u015f duce acum la poli\u0163ie, s\u0103-i reclam pe to\u0163i retarda\u0163ii pentru viol lingvistic. \u015eti\u0163i faza aia viral\u0103 cu baba: “Nu m-a violat cum trebuia s\u0103 m\u0103 violeze!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Exist\u0103 o serie de expresii-cli\u015feu care, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 c\u0103-s inepte, sunt larg folosite de acea parte a popula\u0163iei care cl\u0103mp\u0103ne din gur\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7898"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7898\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}