Am o cr\u00e2\u015fm\u0103 simpatic\u0103 \u00een vecini, unde mai ies s\u0103 scriu la cafea \u00een zilele de var\u0103. Nu, nu Ivan’s Pub, bodega pe care o \u015ftiu to\u0163i prietenii mei, unde se servesc ciorbe imense \u015fi cea mai ieftin\u0103 m\u00e2ncare gourmet din univers. Am o cr\u00e2\u015fm\u0103 care e chiar sub geam.<\/p>\n
Ceea ce m\u0103 distreaz\u0103 la cr\u00e2\u015fma asta e secretomania patronului \u00een ceea ce prive\u015fte parola de wi-fi. \u0162i-o introduce personal, cu m\u00e2na lui, s\u0103 se asigure c\u0103 n-o memorezi, pentru c\u0103 “dac\u0103 data viitoare te a\u015fezi pe trotuar \u015fi te loghezi de acolo? \u00cen plus, nu dau parola la nimeni din bloc, c\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia-s \u00een stare s\u0103 intre online pe netul meu”.<\/p>\n
E un mo\u015f. Cu apuc\u0103turi de zg\u00e2rcenie crispat\u0103, specifice mo\u015filor. Imagine that, \u0163a\u0163o: cum o s\u0103 stau eu pe bordur\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a cr\u00e2\u015fmei, cu laptopul strategic \u00eenfipt \u00een netul lui, fur\u00e2ndu-l de net (scump, b\u0103, 25 de lei pe lun\u0103 la Romtelecom, echivalentul a fix dou\u0103 Irish Coffees la cr\u00e2\u015fma lui.)<\/p>\n
B\u0103ie\u0163ii de la bar m\u0103 privesc complice, cu un gest de “asta e, nu-l mai schimbi”.<\/p>\n
Dar exact de aceea prefer eu s\u0103 merg la Ivan’s Pub. Acolo, dac\u0103 \u0163ii neap\u0103rat s\u0103 stai \u00een cap c\u00e2nd m\u0103n\u00e2nci ciorb\u0103, \u00ee\u0163i suspend\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia masa de tavan \u015fi te at\u00e2rn\u0103 legat\u0103 de un scaun, ba \u00ee\u0163i lipesc \u015fi ciorba de farfurie, s\u0103 nu-\u0163i cad\u0103 pe jos. Iubirea trebuie r\u0103spl\u0103tit\u0103 cu iubire. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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