{"id":7926,"date":"2014-05-17T08:32:54","date_gmt":"2014-05-17T08:32:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=7926"},"modified":"2014-05-17T08:32:54","modified_gmt":"2014-05-17T08:32:54","slug":"un-maestru-al-glumelor-porcoase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/un-maestru-al-glumelor-porcoase\/","title":{"rendered":"Un maestru al glumelor porcoase"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Umorul e o chestie simpl\u0103. Cu c\u00e2t poanta vine mai natural, cu at\u00e2t hohotul de r\u00e2s e mai r\u0103sun\u0103tor \u015fi mai copios.<\/p>\n<p>Unul dintre oamenii care \u015ftiau asta a fost Caragiale. Omul era un geniu al umorului. Nu trebuia s\u0103 se scarpine pe dup\u0103 cre\u015ftet, dac\u0103 voia s\u0103 creeze un context ilar. \u00cen schimb, subtilitatea cu care-\u015fi f\u0103cea glumele are darul de a demasca lipsa cras\u0103 a umorului \u00een oponent a\u015fa cum usturoiul d\u0103 de gol vampirul.<\/p>\n<p>Un text \u00een revista Cultura analizeaz\u0103 schi\u0163a lui Caragiale, <em>High life<\/em>. E vorba de Turturel, un cronicar de petreceri din provincie, siropos \u015fi vag homosexual, care scrie texte doldora de figuri de stil despre cum crap\u0103-n ei boga\u0163ii locului.<\/p>\n<p>Textul:<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201e\u2026Dopurile pocnesc, pare c-am fi la un atac de tiraliori, care nu sparie deloc pe bravii convivi\u2026 \u015eampania curge-n valuri. Doamna Athena\u00efs d\u0103 semnalul \u015fi aici; ridic\u00e2nd \u00een sus cupa plin\u0103 de delicii, ca divina Hebe, atinge de buzele r\u0103ci buzele sale calde, cu acea delicate\u0163\u0103 poetic\u0103 cu care fluturelul atinge caliciul unui miosotis\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2026 Dar muzica ne cheam\u0103. Tr\u0103iasc\u0103 valsul! Doamna Athena\u00efs Gr\u00e9gorashko, infatigabila silfid\u0103\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u015ei aici comite &#8220;o \u00eengrozitoare gre\u015feal\u0103 de tipar&#8221;, drept care \u015fi-o ia masiv pe cocoa\u015f\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Nu trebuie s\u0103 fii expert lingvist s\u0103 te prinzi cam cum s-ar alc\u0103tui poanta, c\u00e2t de simpl\u0103 \u015fi evident porcoas\u0103 poate fi. De la prima lectur\u0103, &#8220;caliciul&#8221; mi-a sunat dubio\u015fel \u015fi s-a autocitit &#8220;cariciul&#8221; cu tot r\u00e2sul de rigoare.<\/p>\n<p>Acum, prin prisma acestei simplit\u0103\u0163i, admira\u0163i cu c\u00e2t\u0103 frenezie se lanseaz\u0103 intelectualii rom\u00e2ni \u00een analize nesf\u00e2r\u015fite, cum storc textul de orice urm\u0103 de umor \u015fi-i caut\u0103 tot soiul de explica\u0163ii trase de p\u0103r \u015fi for\u0163ate \u00een ultimul hal. E o alt\u0103 form\u0103 de comedie. Se intituleaz\u0103 &#8220;Avorta\u0163ii umorului&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/revistacultura.ro\/blog\/2010\/10\/o-ingrozitoare-gresala-de-tipar\/\">Iat\u0103<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Umorul e o chestie simpl\u0103. Cu c\u00e2t poanta vine mai natural, cu at\u00e2t hohotul de r\u00e2s e mai r\u0103sun\u0103tor \u015fi mai copios. Unul dintre&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7926","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7926"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7926\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}