Sunt bloguri din care citesc zece, hai cincisprezece texte \u015fi, de la un punct \u00eencolo, obosesc. Pentru c\u0103 sunt a\u015fa.\u00a0<\/p>\n
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3 iunie, 2014<\/p>\n
Azi sunt frumoas\u0103\u00a0<\/p>\n
M\u0103 uit la mine \u015fi-mi cre\u015fte sufletul. Oh, ce minun\u0103\u0163ie. Am ni\u015fte ochi c\u00e2t dou\u0103 farfurii, \u015fi ni\u015fte gene c\u00e2t toat\u0103 fa\u0163a de mas\u0103. Chiar m\u0103 \u00eentreb ce m\u0103n\u00e2nc de sunt a\u015fa frumoas\u0103? M\u0103 uit \u00een frigider. Cartofi \u015fi margarin\u0103.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Oh, rotunji cartofi, oh, onctuoas\u0103 margarin\u0103, voi m\u0103 \u00eemplini\u0163i estetic!\u00a0<\/p>\n
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4 iunie, 2014\u00a0<\/p>\n
Azi sunt ur\u00e2t\u0103\u00a0<\/p>\n
M\u0103 \u00eentreb din ce uter de G\u0103inozaurus rext a putut s\u0103 ias\u0103 spurc\u0103ciunea care se holbeaz\u0103 la mine-n oglind\u0103. Sunt o div\u0103 \u00een mizerie. Bad hair day, bad breath day, sagging tits day. M\u0103 \u00eentreb ce m\u0103n\u00e2nc de sunt a\u015fa ur\u00e2t\u0103? M\u0103 uit \u00een frigider. Varz\u0103 cu carne.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Oh, destin, ce crud e\u015fti!\u00a0<\/p>\n
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5 iunie 2014\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u00centotdeauna am oscilat \u00eentre ur\u00e2\u0163enie \u015fi frumuse\u0163e<\/p>\n
Eu, ur\u00e2ta. Eu, frumoasa. Eu, inefabila. Eu, miracolul f\u0103r\u0103 vorbe. Adic\u0103 na, cu vorbe, c\u0103 de-aia \u0163in blog, dar cu vorbe care oricum nu pot captura necuprinsul magnific \u015fi mirific care sunt eu. Eu-eu-eu. Ce sexy \u015fi suav sun\u0103 “eu”, nu vi se pare?\u00a0<\/p>\n
Mai c\u0103 m-a\u015f fute. M\u0103 \u00eentreb ce m\u0103n\u00e2nc de sunt a\u015fa futubil\u0103. M\u0103 uit \u00een frigider. Azi e \u015fi el sexy. Nuditate \u00een grad avansat.\u00a0<\/p>\n
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5 iunie 2014 – dou\u0103 ore mai t\u00e2rziu\u00a0<\/p>\n
M-am futut. Am avut orgasm multiplu. Am pl\u00e2ns. Apoi m-am dus la oglind\u0103, am \u00eengenuncheat \u00een fa\u0163a mea \u015fi am \u00eentrebat: Vrei s\u0103 fii nevasta mea? Paradoxal, \u015fi imaginea din oglind\u0103 \u00eengenunchease. Logic, la c\u00e2t sunt de unic\u0103.\u00a0<\/p>\n
M\u0103 \u00eentreb ce m\u0103n\u00e2nc de sunt a\u015fa unic\u0103. M\u0103 uit \u00een frigider. Am doar un borcan de castrave\u0163i mura\u0163i. Perfec\u0163i pentru unicitate.\u00a0<\/p>\n
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Verdict: MAI DESCHIDE F\u0102 O FEREASTR\u0102!! \u00ceNC\u0102 NU \u0162I-AI S\u0102TURAT OCHII DE AT\u00c2TA STUDIU AL PROPRIEI FLORE BACTERIENE RECTALE?\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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