{"id":795,"date":"2009-01-26T21:21:51","date_gmt":"2009-01-26T19:21:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=795"},"modified":"2009-01-26T21:21:51","modified_gmt":"2009-01-26T19:21:51","slug":"pomelnic-de-ziua-lui-ceausescu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/pomelnic-de-ziua-lui-ceausescu\/","title":{"rendered":"Pomelnic de ziua lui Ceau\u015fescu (\u015fi nu numai)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Leap\u015f\u0103 de <a href=\"http:\/\/simonarrr.wordpress.com\/2009\/01\/26\/if-daca\/\">aici<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Se porne\u015fte de la ipoteza &#8220;ce bine ar fi fost dac\u0103 Cea\u015fc\u0103 ar fi tr\u0103it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nu? Dintr-a patra, c\u00e2nd \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea mi-a descoperit talentul de a versifica, m-a obligat s\u0103 scriu poezii despre partid. Azi, a\u015f fi fost o mare poiat\u0103. A neamului. Sau a\u015f fi murit pe la Canalul Dun\u0103re-Marea Neagr\u0103. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Nu a\u015f fi avut \u015fansa de a fugi de la Academia de Studii Economice, unde insista mama s\u0103 m\u0103 dea cu de-a sila, \u00eenc\u0103lc\u00e2nd f\u0103r\u0103 mil\u0103 dorin\u0163ele \u015fi felul meu de a fi &#8211; c\u0103 doar ea, ca p\u0103rinte, \u015ftia mereu ce era mai bine pentru mine! &#8211; ci ar fi trebuit s\u0103 devin un economist f\u0103r\u0103 voca\u0163ie, un contabil ratat de la vreo \u00eentreprindere de stat \u015fi de \u015fezut. Poate dup\u0103 c\u00e2\u0163iva ani de plictiseal\u0103 \u015fi neintegrare \u00een colectiv, m-a\u015f fi sinucis. iar mama s-ar fi lamentat: &#8220;drag\u0103, dup\u0103 c\u00e2te am f\u0103cut pentru ea&#8230; m\u0103 face de r\u00e2s \u00een fa\u0163a vecinilor&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 Ceau\u015fescu ar fi tr\u0103it, ar fi trebuit s\u0103 peror\u0103m cu to\u0163ii fraze \u00eenv\u0103\u0163ate cu de-a sila despre societatea multilateral dezvoltat\u0103. \u015fi ne-am fi p\u00e2ndit unul pe altul, \u00eentreb\u00e2ndu-ne care e securistul care \u00eei d\u0103 pe ceilal\u0163i \u00een g\u00e2t c\u0103 spun bancuri cu nea Nicu \u015fi coana Leana. Am fi tremurat de fric\u0103, \u00eentreb\u00e2ndu-ne c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 fim aresta\u0163i, \u015fi pentru ce, ar fi existat aceea\u015fi corup\u0163ie, \u015fp\u0103g\u0103raie, \u015fi pe atunci mureau oamenii cu sutele prin spitale, numai c\u0103 despre toate astea se t\u0103cea.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei unii duc lipsa acestui sistem. Da, nene, e greu s\u0103 munce\u015fti, e mai simplu s\u0103-\u0163i pice mura \u00een gur\u0103. E greu s\u0103 discerni, e mai greu s\u0103 reci\u0163i fraze \u00eenv\u0103\u0163ate pe dinafar\u0103. E greu s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i controlezi comportamentul, e mai simplu s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i impun\u0103 al\u0163ii regulamente de ordine, cu pumnul \u015fi bocancul.<\/p>\n<p>La mul\u0163i ani, nea Nicu!<\/p>\n<p>Leap\u015fa merge la cei ce l-au prins pe Ceau\u015fescu de picior &#8211; deci cei cu o oarecare vechime: <a href=\"http:\/\/michaelhaulica.wordpress.com\">guru Mike<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/culturalsflearnings.blogspot.com\/\">Cultural SF<\/a> \u015fi medicul meu preferat, zis \u015fi <a href=\"http:\/\/sebastian-corn.tapirul.net\/\">dulce Corn <\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>LATER EDIT: Pe vremea lui Ceau\u015fescu, noi &#8211; eu \u015fi cu dumneavoastr\u0103 &#8211; nu am fi \u015ftiut unii de existen\u0163a altora.<\/p>\n<p>LATER EDIT 2: Filmule\u0163 de pe blogul Roxanei Iordache. Uite dup\u0103 ce pl\u00e2ng nostalgicii:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BKUVGGqgD-4?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>\u015ei uite-l pe &#8220;mult-iubitul tat\u0103 al poporului&#8221;, \u00een persoan\u0103:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ruu3xbOeZCU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leap\u015f\u0103 de aici Se porne\u015fte de la ipoteza &#8220;ce bine ar fi fost dac\u0103 Cea\u015fc\u0103 ar fi tr\u0103it.&#8221; Nu? 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