Se dau dou\u0103 fete, dou\u0103 rachete \u015fi ni\u015fte mingi. Buget minimalist. Ce iese? Un spectacol at\u00e2t de grandios, de incitant, de tulbur\u0103tor \u015fi de catarctic, \u00eenc\u00e2t am renun\u0163at la o lansare de carte pe care mi-o doream intens, doar ca s\u0103-l v\u0103d p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t.<\/p>\n
Evident, dup\u0103 r\u0103zboi, au \u00eenceput \u015fi l\u0103tr\u0103ii.<\/p>\n
A) Hau-hau, c\u0103 e\u015fec, hau-hau. <\/strong><\/p>\n Vitelor, vite lugubre \u015fi sinistre. E un e\u015fec la cote cam de o sut\u0103 de ori mai \u00eenalte dec\u00e2t va ajunge vreodat\u0103 cea mai grandioas\u0103 victorie a voastr\u0103. \u015ei e un e\u015fec din acelea \u00eendelung luptate, fascinante, care te las\u0103 cu lacrimi \u00een ochi \u015fi cu dorin\u0163a sincer\u0103 de mai bine. \u015ei, ce conteaz\u0103 mai mult, nu e un verdict de Curte Federal\u0103, ca s\u0103 fie definitiv\u0103 \u015fi irevocabil\u0103, e un scor care, poate, peste exact un an, va fi diferit.<\/p>\n B) Hau-hau, c\u0103 e machidoanc\u0103, nu rom\u00e2nc\u0103, de ce s\u0103 ne hau-hau-pese?<\/strong><\/p>\n Vite mojice, xenofoabe \u015fi proaste. Chestiunea etnie versus na\u0163ionalitate e o problem\u0103 la fel de contemporan\u0103 \u00een 2014 ca \u015fi centura de castitate. Mi-e de-a dreptul t\u00e2r\u015f\u0103 de genul \u0103sta de meschin\u0103rii care, \u00een loc s\u0103 se bucure pentru performan\u0163ele cuiva, stau s\u0103-i fac\u0103 analize de s\u00e2nge lui X, c\u0103 neah, nu e neao\u015f. Festivalul detaliilor insignifiante.<\/p>\n C) C\u0103 hau-hau, nu e ca \u015fi cum ai c\u00e2\u015ftiga tu ceva.<\/strong><\/p>\n Ba da. Eu am c\u00e2\u015ftigat azi oportunitatea de a vedea un veritabil spectacol sportiv de trei ore. Cei mai mul\u0163i performeri din lista mea nici n-ar visa s\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 publicul din toat\u0103 lumea captiv pentru trei ore. \u015ei am mai c\u00e2\u015ftigat faptul c\u0103 am uitat, \u00een tot acest timp, s\u0103 umblu dup\u0103 propriile interese, \u015fi mi-am concentrat energia, altruist, pentru a sus\u0163ine pe altcineva. E rar \u015fi frumos s\u0103 vezi oameni sco\u0163\u00e2ndu-\u015fi capul din propriul anus \u015fi tr\u0103ind cu toat\u0103 fiin\u0163a lor visul altcuiva.<\/p>\n \u015ei \u00een fond, vite macabru de proaste \u015fi de rele, c\u00e2nd v\u0103 duce\u0163i la film, \u015fi \u0102la-Bun lupt\u0103 cu \u0102la-R\u0103u, c\u00e2\u015ftiga\u0163i voi ceva? Nu. Dar intensitatea tr\u0103irilor pe care le investi\u0163i \u00een poveste v\u0103 mai mi\u015fc\u0103 \u015fi vou\u0103 c\u0103catul pe care-l ave\u0163i \u00een loc de suflet.<\/p>\n D)Hau-hau, c\u0103 nu ai luptat tu.<\/strong><\/p>\n Corect. \u015ei nici n-am avut experien\u0163e paranormale. Dar m-am uitat cu pasiune la Dosarele X. N-am explorat cosmosul. Dar mi-au pl\u0103cut Star Wars. N-am f\u0103cut sex cu mai mul\u0163i deodat\u0103. Dar m-am uitat la Debbie Does Dallas. Cum ar veni, capacitatea mea de receptare trece de limitele mele individuale.<\/p>\n Ceea ce, \u00een cazul vostru, nu func\u0163ioneaz\u0103. Posibil din prostie. Posibil din r\u0103utate. Dar cel mai posibil, dintr-o combina\u0163ie a celor dou\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Se dau dou\u0103 fete, dou\u0103 rachete \u015fi ni\u015fte mingi. Buget minimalist. Ce iese? Un spectacol at\u00e2t de grandios, de incitant, de tulbur\u0103tor \u015fi de...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7995\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}