Ca orice om care scrie, primesc \u015fi eu invita\u0163ii la o serie de evenimente, spectacole, simpozioane, mese rotunde, etc. \u015ei uneori sunt cu reminder, cu “n-ai uitat, nu-i a\u015fa” \u015fi cu “alooou, vezi c\u0103 m\u00e2ine \/ alooou, vezi c\u0103 azi”.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u015ei zic, “ok, m\u0103 duc”. Pe timpul meu, pe banii mei de taxi, pe aten\u0163ia mea pe care, poate, a\u015f fi avut chef s-o investesc \u00eentr-o sticl\u0103 de bere \u015fi \u00een motanul Pulic\u0103. Care are at\u00e2ta sim\u0163 al adecv\u0103rii \u00eenc\u00e2t, atunci c\u00e2nd m\u0103 vede, s\u0103 se bucure \u00een mod vizibil de prezen\u0163a mea.\u00a0<\/p>\n
La care, te treze\u015fti la fa\u0163a locului cu un tratament ciufut \u015fi complet antipatic, cu ignorare masiv\u0103 \u015fi “\u00ee\u0163i ar\u0103t eu c\u00e2t de pu\u0163in contezi \u00een ochii mei”.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Nu mi-e foarte clar ce vor s\u0103 demonstreze oamenii care fac asta, dup\u0103 ce, subliniez, tot ei m-au invitat, cu multe remindere. Unde nu-s invitat\u0103, m\u0103 duc rar; \u015fi chiar dac\u0103 m\u0103 duc, m\u0103 bag \u00een seam\u0103 strict cu cine are chef s\u0103 ne b\u0103g\u0103m \u00een seam\u0103 \u015fi plec. Dar unde dai semnale repetate \u015fi ap\u0103sate, e oarecum stupid s\u0103 m\u0103 tratezi cu curul. Pentru c\u0103 subit, tot demersul PR-istic de p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci e anulat.\u00a0<\/p>\n
S\u0103 ne fie clar la toat\u0103 lumea: eu nu m\u0103 temenesc \u015fi nu trag de aten\u0163ia nim\u0103nui. Nu proiecta\u0163i asupra mea fantezii \u00een care voi face\u0163i pe inabordabilii \/ inabordabilele, iar eu m\u0103 milogesc sub balconul vostru, c\u0103 nu va func\u0163iona ever a\u015fa. Am destul de multe de oferit, dar numai \u00een condi\u0163ii de tratament civilizat. \u015ei, da, c\u00e2nd tu tragi de mine s\u0103 vin undeva, m\u0103 a\u015ftept s\u0103-mi dai bun\u0103 ziua \u015fi s\u0103 conversezi prietene\u015fte cu mine. Altminteri, m\u0103 faci doar s\u0103 regret timpul nealocat numitei beri \u015fi numitului motan Pulic\u0103. Care, laolalt\u0103, formeaz\u0103 cea mai fermec\u0103toare tov\u0103r\u0103\u015fie din univers.\u00a0<\/p>\n
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