To\u0163i cunoa\u015ftem c\u00e2te unul. C\u00e2te doi. C\u00e2te dou\u0103zeci. Fiecare dup\u0103 cum ne e norocul. \u015ei to\u0163i \u00eei ur\u00e2m cu spume.<\/p>\n
Cultivatorul de paranoia e, probabil, cea mai nesigur\u0103 persoan\u0103 din univers. Are un profund sentiment de ace-n-fund, oriunde ar fi. Respir\u0103 stres de jur-\u00eemprejur. \u015ei, pentru c\u0103 el \/ ea nu se simte bine cu sine, nu vrea ca tu s\u0103 te sim\u0163i bine. De ce s\u0103 te bucuri tu de o chestie pe care n-o are \u015fi el \/ ea?<\/p>\n
Cultivatorul de paranoia e mai r\u0103u dec\u00e2t v\u0103ic\u0103re\u0163ul profesionist. V\u0103ic\u0103re\u0163ul profesionist are un discurs de genul: “Lumea e rea, nimeni nu m\u0103 iube\u015fte \u015fi s-a scumpit \u015fi untul, cum m\u0103 mai iubesc eu anal.” E doar boring, nu \u015fi distructiv. \u00cen schimb, cultivatorul de paranoia e focusat pe cel\u0103lalt. \u015ei targetul lui e respectul t\u0103u de tine \u00eensu(\u0103)\u0163i.<\/p>\n
“Cred c\u0103 \u0103la care te complimenteaz\u0103 c\u00e2nd e\u015fti machiat\u0103 te consider\u0103 ur\u00e2t\u0103 c\u00e2nd nu e\u015fti”. Iar eu cred c\u0103 m\u0103-ta face amor romantic cu tot poporul chinez.<\/p>\n
“Tu ai v\u0103zut cum se uita X la tine?” \u015ei dac\u0103 se uita, ce? Uitatul e gratis.<\/p>\n
“Eu cred c\u0103 Y nu te place”. Iar pe mine m\u0103 doare-n basc\u0103 \u015fi de ce crezi tu, \u015fi de sentimentele lui Y.<\/p>\n
Ce vor de fapt cultivatorii de paranoia e s\u0103 se infiltreze, ca ni\u015fte c\u0103pu\u015fe, \u00een respectul de sine al altei persoane, s\u0103 o sug\u0103 de spirit \u015fi personalitate ca pe un zombie \u015fi s-o manipuleze dup\u0103 pofta inimii. C\u0103 dac\u0103 altul e \u015fi mai nesigur dec\u00e2t ei, subit nu vor fi ei cei mai lamentabili oameni din univers.<\/p>\n
Ce s\u0103 face\u0163i c\u00e2nd sim\u0163i\u0163i c\u0103 un om \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 cultive paranoia? Descheia\u0163i-v\u0103 la pantaloni \u015fi \u0163inti\u0163i neap\u0103rat gura. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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