{"id":8062,"date":"2014-06-18T10:11:13","date_gmt":"2014-06-18T10:11:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8062"},"modified":"2014-06-18T10:11:13","modified_gmt":"2014-06-18T10:11:13","slug":"imposibil-de-domesticit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/imposibil-de-domesticit\/","title":{"rendered":"Imposibil de domesticit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>E\u015fti copil. \u015ei e\u015fti extrem de u\u015for de manevrat, de \u00eenv\u00e2rtit cum vor ei, de deprins cu trucuri. \u0162i se arunc\u0103 b\u0103\u0163ul \u015fi tu-l aduci \u00een din\u0163i, chestii de genul \u0103sta. Ai \u00een aceea\u015fi zi Chimie, Istorie, Matematic\u0103 \u015fi Biologie, \u015fi le \u00eenve\u0163i pe toate, faci c\u00e2te o tem\u0103 la fiecare.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi te faci mare. Sarcinile se simplific\u0103. &#8220;Hau-hau, clien\u0163ii mei, structura corpora\u0163iei noastre&#8221;. Da, b\u0103, sarcinile se simplific\u0103, doar c\u0103 inventezi tu un limbaj \u015fmecher, s\u0103 le faci s\u0103 par\u0103 complicate. Practic, ai de v\u00e2nzare ni\u015fte chestii, de \u00eencasat ni\u015fte bani \u015fi de pl\u0103tit ni\u015fte facturi. Orice meserie ai avea, la asta se reduce.<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 tot acel orar, \u00een care schimbi subiectul or\u0103 de or\u0103, ar trebui s\u0103 \u0163i se par\u0103 relativ simplu s\u0103 faci asta. Dar probabil c\u0103, \u00een copil\u0103rie, e\u015fti cel mai inteligent dintre &#8220;tu&#8221;-urile tale poten\u0163iale \u015fi pe urm\u0103, te proste\u015fti v\u0103z\u00e2nd cu ochii.<\/p>\n<p>Eu de exemplu nu pot s\u0103 nu m\u0103 minunez cum pot s\u0103-mi fut\u0103 direc\u0163ia c\u00e2teva zile de ploaie. Cum n-am chef de nimic, de\u015fi am c\u00e2teva propuneri absolut fascinante de colabor\u0103ri. Cum stau \u00een fa\u0163a unui Word \u015fi frec duda. \u015ei o frec pentru c\u0103 nu am nici un chef s\u0103 livrez fraze cli\u015feu \u015fi boringeli sinistre. Astea se scriu dintr-un fel de automatism al experien\u0163ei de jurnalist.<\/p>\n<p>Dar c\u00e2nd vrei s\u0103 evi\u0163i s\u0103 ajungi sclavul cli\u015feelor, ajungi sclavul propriilor mood-uri. Plou\u0103, m\u0103 doare capul \u015fi nu-mi vine nimic inteligent \u015fi personal azi. Pierdut personalitate, o declar nul\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei totu\u015fi, unde suntem noi \u0103ia cei care, timp de cinci zile pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, \u00eenv\u0103\u0163am \u015fi f\u0103ceam teme la nu \u015ftiu c\u00e2te materii, \u015fi nu era deloc dificil s\u0103 facem asta? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>E\u015fti copil. \u015ei e\u015fti extrem de u\u015for de manevrat, de \u00eenv\u00e2rtit cum vor ei, de deprins cu trucuri. \u0162i se arunc\u0103 b\u0103\u0163ul \u015fi tu-l&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8062","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8062","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8062"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8062\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}