{"id":81,"date":"2008-02-10T12:41:01","date_gmt":"2008-02-10T09:41:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=81"},"modified":"2008-02-10T12:41:01","modified_gmt":"2008-02-10T09:41:01","slug":"pisoi-ultra-poreclit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/pisoi-ultra-poreclit\/","title":{"rendered":"Pisoi ultra-poreclit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/02\/little-cat.jpg\" title=\"\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/02\/little-cat.jpg?w=700\" alt=\"little-cat.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>p\u0103s\u0103ric\u0103 gogoa\u015f\u0103 gogoloi gogu\u0163\u0103 gurgui gorgoaz\u0103 <!--more-->boti\u015for boto\u015fel buflici buburuz\u0103 buzburuc codi\u0163\u0103 codi\u0163uc\u0103 pufule\u0163 pufo\u015fel pufuc dodolo\u0163 gheru\u0163\u0103 burtic\u0103-dulce-\u015fi-moale prichindel pi\u0163i\u015for \u0163i\u0163i\u015for \u0163i\u0163oia\u015f purcelu\u015f purcel porc-ordinar-iar-mi-ai-ciordit-iaurtul\/ciocolata\/\u015funca miaunel (&amp; b\u0103l\u0103nel) zgaib\u0103 must\u0103\u0163il\u0103 limbu\u0163\u0103 dulcea\u0163\u0103 bombonic\u0103 mo\u0163oflinchi tu-z-g\u00e2\u0163ii-m\u0103-tii-de-jigodie-cretin\u0103 iubiric\u0103-mic\u0103-mic\u0103-\u015fi-neagr\u0103 cine-i-moale-\u015fi-pufos-ori-c\u0103lare-ori-pe-jos pup\u0103-mama-stom\u0103celul-lui-mu-mu-mu.<\/p>\n<p>Really, eu personal n-a\u015f rezista nervos s\u0103 fiu \u00een locul mot\u0103nelului. De-aia sunt condamnat\u0103 la condi\u0163ia mizer\u0103 de a fi eu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>_____________<\/p>\n<p>Acum (\u015fi alteori, c\u00e2nd scriu), st\u0103 \u00eentins, bl\u00e2nd, pufos \u015fi cuminte; doarme ne\u00eentors, numai urechile neast\u00e2mp\u0103rate, care se mi\u015fc\u0103 de \u00eendat\u0103 ce trece o ma\u015fin\u0103 pe bulivar, semnaleaz\u0103 c\u0103 e pe faz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cemi pune o l\u0103bu\u0163\u0103 pufoas\u0103 pe picior; sesizeaz\u0103 o copc\u0103 descusut\u0103 a blugilor \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 se joace cu ea; m\u0103 g\u00e2dil\u0103, \u00eel trag de o ureche; \u015fi-o smulge ofensat din m\u00e2na mea, \u015fi porne\u015fte o defilare elegant\u0103 pe t\u0103blia patului. Coboar\u0103 pe noptier\u0103, jap! jap! jap! d\u0103 jos cu l\u0103bu\u0163a roll-oanele, cremele, elancyl-ul&#8230; numai parfumul s\u0103 nu mi-l spargi, c\u0103 te fac m\u0103nu\u015fi. \u015ei ce m\u0103nu\u015fi superbe ar ie\u015fi din tine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 \u00eenfior la g\u00e2ndul \u0103sta, \u00eel iau \u00een bra\u0163e, \u015fi \u00eel str\u00e2ng la piept p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eemi aplic\u0103 prima limb\u0103 aspr\u0103 ca \u015fmirghelul. &#8220;De-acum \u015flefuiesc sc\u00e2nduri cu tine, fiar\u0103 netrebnic\u0103!&#8221; \u00eel trag de bot. Miaun\u0103. Miaun \u015fi eu \u00een cor cu el. Tace \u015fi se uit\u0103 stupefiat la mine. God, ce-oi fi zis pe mot\u0103ne\u015fte?? m\u0103 \u00eentreb.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cei dau drumul, g\u0103se\u015fte un bure\u0163el de demachiat, \u00eencepe s\u0103 se joace cu el prrin camer\u0103. \u00cel abandoneaz\u0103, vine la mine, trece indiferent de-a lungul piciorului (&#8220;Aoleu, ce te-ai \u00eengr\u0103\u015fat! De m\u00e2ine, diet\u0103!&#8221;), deschide dulapul, scoate un pulover pufos \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103-l violeze bestial, mu\u015fc\u00e2ndu-l de guler \u015fi m\u00e2r\u00e2ind. &#8220;Alo, cet\u0103\u0163eanu&#8217;! Eu \u015ftiam c\u0103 e\u015fti castrat! C\u00e2te perechi aveai tu de fapt?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Later edit: o scriere frumoas\u0103 despre Mot\u0103nil\u0103, <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.360.yahoo.com\/blog-YBfXzIAwdadBmyInFRZjX67qLxU-?cq=1&amp;p=1140\">aici<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>p\u0103s\u0103ric\u0103 gogoa\u015f\u0103 gogoloi gogu\u0163\u0103 gurgui gorgoaz\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}