{"id":8102,"date":"2014-06-29T09:23:02","date_gmt":"2014-06-29T09:23:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8102"},"modified":"2014-06-29T09:23:02","modified_gmt":"2014-06-29T09:23:02","slug":"oameni-care-iau-internetul-prea-in-serios","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/oameni-care-iau-internetul-prea-in-serios\/","title":{"rendered":"Oameni care iau internetul prea \u00een serios"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Azi, ca un f\u0103cut, am dat pe Facebook, unul sub altul, de aceste dou\u0103 texte. <a href=\"http:\/\/acestblogdenervi.ro\/hibe-self-diving\/\">\u0102sta<\/a> \u015fi <a href=\"http:\/\/haidamacflorin.wordpress.com\/2014\/06\/28\/am-fost-un-bou-crezand-in-voi\/\">\u0103sta<\/a>. \u015ei mi-a \u00a0c\u0103zut falca. Pe bune, m\u0103? Pe bune c\u0103 se poate \u015fi a\u015fa?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen primul, o doamn\u0103 s\u0103tul\u0103 de complimente de pe Internet se apuc\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 inventar \u00a0complet de defecte, cu lux de detalii \u015fi exemplificare pe fiecare. Really?<\/p>\n<p>\u00cel al doilea, un domn care a \u00eencercat un crowdfunding pe net \u00ee\u015fi strig\u0103 furia c\u0103 \u0103ia care \u00eel trolau n-au cotizat.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei dup\u0103 ce am constatat toate astea, am mai \u015fi luat o pauz\u0103 \u00a0s\u0103-mi zic: Doamneee. Deci chiar exist\u0103 oameni c\u0103rora s\u0103 le spui c\u0103 arat\u0103 bine azi, iar ei s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 un lung proces interior \u00een care s\u0103 se \u00eentrebe dac\u0103 afirma\u0163ia ta e justificat\u0103 sau nu. Respectiv, chiar exist\u0103 oameni care s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 trollul \u00eenjur\u0103 din orice alt motiv dec\u00e2t lipsa crunt\u0103 de ocupa\u0163ie.<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103i, prieteni, circula\u0163ia complimentului \u00een natur\u0103, ca \u015fi circula\u0163ia \u00eenjur\u0103turii, sunt complet aleatorii, \u015fi au fix 1% leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu tine. 99% \u0163ine de persoana care le roste\u015fte. Care te laud\u0103 pentru c\u0103 a) te-ar fute b) ar face dragoste cu tine c) te-ar babardi d) se g\u00e2nde\u015fte cu nostalgie de c\u00e2nd viseaz\u0103 s\u0103 scrie o carte \u015fi cum nu i s-a legat e) vrea s\u0103 intre \u00een vorb\u0103 \u015fi nu \u015ftie cum.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Reac\u0163ia corect\u0103, c\u00e2nd cineva \u00eencepe s\u0103 te complimenteze \u00eendelung &#8211; presupun\u00e2nd c\u0103 nu-\u0163i place &#8211; e &#8220;Mul\u0163umesc&#8221; sau &#8220;Po\u0163i trece la subiect, c\u0103 am de dat cu aspiratorul&#8221; sau whatever. \u00cen nici un caz o revolu\u0163ie interioar\u0103 \u00een care tu stai s\u0103 meditezi c\u00e2t meri\u0163i din ce \u0163i se spune \u015fi c\u00e2t nu. Iar c\u00e2nd e b\u0103rbat \u015fi-\u0163i m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 ore \u00een \u015fir cu vr\u0103jeal\u0103 expirat\u0103, traseul scurt \u015fi eficient de de expediere e: &#8220;Zi, m\u0103, vrei s\u0103 mi-o tragi?&#8221; &#8220;H\u0103h\u0103, eu, \u0103\u0103\u0103.&#8221; &#8220;C\u0103 eu nu. Hai s\u0103 scutim efortul de aburire.&#8221;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Idem cu \u00eenjur\u0103turile. Unii te \u00eenjur\u0103 pentru c\u0103 se plictisesc groaznic \u015fi vor s\u0103 se simt\u0103 utili. Al\u0163ii pentru c\u0103 sunt cu nervii la p\u0103m\u00e2nt de \u015fomeri \/ bolnavi \/ s\u0103raci \/ toate cele dinainte \u015fi simt s\u0103 se descarce pe cineva. Al\u0163ii pentru c\u0103 li se pare c\u0103 tu e\u015fti bogat \u015fi fericit, \u015fi meri\u0163i un pic de energie negativ\u0103. Al\u0163ii pentru c\u0103 tu ai scris cartea pe care ei nu s-au putut \u00eenh\u0103ma s-o scrie. Al\u0163ii ca s\u0103 treac\u0103 timpul. Idem; n-ai chef s\u0103 te \u00eenjure? Block \/ ban, dup\u0103 ce-i \u00eenjuri \u015fi tu, s\u0103 le trimi\u0163i energia negativ\u0103 \u00eenapoi, s\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 la tine. \u015ei s\u0103 plece el mai furios din ecua\u0163ie dec\u00e2t pleci tu. Ceea ce \u00eemi iese de fiecare dat\u0103.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Dar s\u0103 pui toate astea la inim\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 reac\u0163ionezi ca \u015fi cum ar conta&#8230; wow. Frate, cuvintele nu-s bancnote, s\u0103 le iei la valoare nominal\u0103. Acela\u015fi ciumete te poate iubi cu pasiune la unu noaptea, c\u00e2nd e \u00een stadiul de be\u0163ie 1, \u00een care iube\u015fte pe toat\u0103 lumea, \u015fi te poate \u00eenjura de mam\u0103 la trei, dup\u0103 ce a ajuns la faza \u00een care, dintr-o conexiune random \u00een mintea lui, alcoolul combinat cu boabe i-a dezv\u0103luit c\u0103 tu e\u015fti Antihristul. \u015ei toate astea sunt, \u00een fond, ale dracu&#8217; de irelevante pentru el. \u015ei pentru tine.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Ultima oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd am luat \u00een serios o afirma\u0163ie care nu era de natur\u0103 contractual\u0103 eram \u00een clasa a opta, cred. De atunci, am \u00een\u0163eles rolul cuvintelor &#8211; acela de liant social. Nu dau doi bani pe ele. C\u00e2nd un om vrea s\u0103-\u0163i fac\u0103 un bine, \u00eel face, nu st\u0103 s\u0103 bat\u0103 c\u00e2mpii despre asta. C\u00e2nd un om vrea s\u0103-\u0163i fac\u0103 un r\u0103u, \u0163i-l face, nu st\u0103 s\u0103 bat\u0103 c\u00e2mpii despre asta. Restul e batere de ap\u0103-n piu\u0103.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Azi, ca un f\u0103cut, am dat pe Facebook, unul sub altul, de aceste dou\u0103 texte. \u0102sta \u015fi \u0103sta. \u015ei mi-a \u00a0c\u0103zut falca. Pe bune,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}