{"id":815,"date":"2009-01-31T16:49:49","date_gmt":"2009-01-31T14:49:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=815"},"modified":"2009-01-31T16:49:49","modified_gmt":"2009-01-31T14:49:49","slug":"video-traume-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/video-traume-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Video-traume (4)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dup\u0103 cum v\u0103 tot repet, pe blogul nostru, s\u00e2mb\u0103ta e dedicat\u0103 videoclipurilor c\u0103rora le purt\u0103m s\u00e2mbetele. Videoclipuri pe care nu le-am putut uita, pentru c\u0103 hido\u015fenia sau stupizenia lor ne-a urm\u0103rit peste ani, \u015fi ne-a f\u0103cut pu\u0163in mai cinici, mai r\u0103i \u015fi mai acizi dec\u00e2t \u00eenainte. P\u00e2n\u0103 o s\u0103 striga\u0163i: &#8220;ho, f\u0103, c\u0103 \u015ftim!&#8221; \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Bun, urm\u0103toarea traum\u0103 a fost de natur\u0103 sexual\u0103. Pentru c\u0103, din primul cadru, ne pomenim c\u0103 ni se bag\u0103 o pereche de chilo\u0163i pe g\u00e2t. A\u015fa, ca un fel de c\u0103lu\u015f. Uite, mam\u0103, ce face tanti asta rea:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0o99oeoL1vI?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Desigur, o s\u0103 zice\u0163i voi, e o lupt\u0103 cu fiare s\u0103lbatice. Care sunt aduse \u00een cu\u015fti, s\u0103 nu cumva s\u0103 mu\u015fte. Dup\u0103 ce trec cu motocicleta printre oameni&#8230; Oare la bud\u0103 se duc tot cu motocicleta?<br \/>\nNi se pune \u00een vedere &#8211; iar \u015fi iar &#8211; c\u0103 ele, fiarele, AU chilo\u0163i. \u00cei au \u00een toate pozi\u0163iile &#8211; \u015fi \u00een fuste foarte scurte, \u015fi \u00een pantaloni decupa\u0163i artistic, \u00een a\u015fa fel, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 ofere revela\u0163ia esen\u0163ialului. \u015ei reu\u015fesc o performan\u0163\u0103: poart\u0103 chilo\u0163i ro\u015fii &#8211; care, \u015ftim cu to\u0163ii, sunt un leac bun \u00eempotriva deochiului &#8211; \u015fi totu\u015fi, sunt deocheate!<\/p>\n<p>Dar s\u0103 nu uit\u0103m c\u0103 Aguilera nu se adreseaz\u0103 doar feti\u015fistului ascuns din voi, ci e \u015fi o oralist\u0103 cum rar \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fti. \u00cenc\u0103 din primele cadre, c\u00e2nd buzele-i pline de lichid alb-transparent \u015foptesc &#8220;dirrrrty, yeah&#8221;, \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een momentul de dinainte de s\u0103lbatica \u00eencle\u015ftare, c\u00e2nd ea se angajeaz\u0103 s\u0103 sug\u0103 nes\u0103\u0163ios din paiul omului, nu face dec\u00e2t s\u0103 ne sug&#8230;ereze acest talent cu totul ie\u015fit din comun. Dar, spre regretul nostru, nu \u00eenghite, ci scuip\u0103 cu bolt\u0103. Ntz-ntz. O profesionist\u0103 nu face niciodat\u0103 a\u015fa ceva!<\/p>\n<p>E nasol s\u0103 vrei s\u0103 compilezi tot ce \u00ee\u0163i aminte\u015fti din videoclipurile Shakirei \u015fi ale lui Beyonce, \u015fi s\u0103 ai impresia c\u0103 faci ceva nou. Mai ales c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i lipse\u015fte temperamentul Shakirei \u015fi senzualitatea cald\u0103 a lui Beyonce. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dup\u0103 cum v\u0103 tot repet, pe blogul nostru, s\u00e2mb\u0103ta e dedicat\u0103 videoclipurilor c\u0103rora le purt\u0103m s\u00e2mbetele. 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