{"id":8272,"date":"2014-07-05T08:25:23","date_gmt":"2014-07-05T08:25:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/2014\/07\/05\/sunt-o-romanca-posaca\/"},"modified":"2016-02-11T08:30:35","modified_gmt":"2016-02-11T08:30:35","slug":"sunt-o-romanca-posaca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sunt-o-romanca-posaca\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunt o rom\u00e2nc\u0103 posac\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am citit textul <a href=\"http:\/\/www.catchy.ro\/de-ce-sunt-romancele-posace\/60292\">\u0103sta<\/a> de pe Catchy. Cu un vizitator str\u0103in &#8211; eternul leitmotiv al str\u0103inului &#8211; care se \u00eentreba de ce nu i se z\u00e2mbe\u015fte pe strad\u0103 \u015fi de ce majoritatea femeilor par scufundate \u00een butoiul de melancolie.<\/p>\n<p>R\u0103spunsul autorului s\u0103u e, pe scurt &#8220;pentru c\u0103-s proaste \u015fi curve&#8221;. Bine, mai elaborat, &#8220;c\u0103 nu \u015ftiu s\u0103-\u015fi foloseasc\u0103 limbajul corporal \u015fi blabla&#8221;. Esen\u0163a, \u00eens\u0103, e c\u0103-s posace de ignorante \u015fi na\u015fpete ce sunt, mama lor de nesim\u0163ite.<\/p>\n<p>Eu sunt posac\u0103 pe strad\u0103 pentru c\u0103, de c\u00e2te ori m\u0103 opre\u015fte un cet\u0103\u0163ean pe care nu-l cunosc, exist\u0103 cam 20% \u015fans\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe unde e Ministerul Cutare \/ Spitalul Cutare \/ C\u00e2rciuma Trei Pule Joviale, 20% s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe c\u00e2t e ceasul, s\u0103-mi smuceasc\u0103 po\u015feta din m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi s-o rup\u0103 la fug\u0103, 30% s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe dac\u0103 m\u0103 fut \u015fi care e num\u0103rul meu de telefon \u015fi 30% s\u0103-mi arate \u015fi m\u0103dularul cu care ar efectua opera\u0163ia. Iar dac\u0103 \u00eendrep\u0163i spre ciumete cea mai antipatic\u0103 mecl\u0103 de care e\u015fti \u00een stare, exist\u0103 cam 0,00001 \u015fans\u0103 s\u0103-l descurajezi, \u015fi te cramponezi de asta.<\/p>\n<p>Rom\u00e2ncele sunt posace \u00een general cu b\u0103rba\u0163ii care le interpeleaz\u0103, nu cu femei \u015fi copii. Ca dovad\u0103 c\u0103 \u015ftim bine mersi s\u0103 ne folosim limbajul corporal. Iar c\u00e2nd tu ne opre\u015fti pe strad\u0103, exact limbajul \u0103sta corporal e cel care spune: &#8220;Nu, nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i v\u0103d pula, dispari \u00een secunda asta!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nu-\u0163i place acest limbaj? Nu trage \u00een pianist! Trage \u00een confra\u0163ii t\u0103i b\u0103rba\u0163i pe care-i vezi purt\u00e2ndu-se m\u00e2rl\u0103ne\u015fte \u015fi libidinos cu femei. Cu fiecare acces de m\u00e2rl\u0103nie care o atinge, o femeie se blindeaz\u0103 mai mult pe interior \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi asum\u0103 mai intens o privire care spune: &#8220;Pune un deget nesolicitat pe mine \u015fi te sp\u00e2nzur de coaie, apoi te castrez cu-n fier\u0103str\u0103u&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Adaptarea e un lucru natural. De aceea vezi cactu\u015fi \u00een de\u015fert \u015fi vegeta\u0163ie luxuriant\u0103 \u00een p\u0103durile ecuatoriale.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am citit textul \u0103sta de pe Catchy. Cu un vizitator str\u0103in &#8211; eternul leitmotiv al str\u0103inului &#8211; care se \u00eentreba de ce nu i&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8272"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10343,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8272\/revisions\/10343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}