{"id":8277,"date":"2014-07-06T09:19:17","date_gmt":"2014-07-06T09:19:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8277"},"modified":"2014-07-06T09:19:17","modified_gmt":"2014-07-06T09:19:17","slug":"prostul-si-cerceii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/prostul-si-cerceii\/","title":{"rendered":"Prostul \u015fi cerceii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2014\/07\/prostul.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8278\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2014\/07\/prostul.jpg?resize=334%2C354\" alt=\"prostul\" width=\"334\" height=\"354\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Un mod al rom\u00e2nului de a fi prost cretin t\u00e2rlan \u00eempu\u015fcabil \u015fi muibil cu un picam\u0103r e \u00eencercarea absolut penibil\u0103 de a subordona alt om unui iluzoriu set de reguli intitulat generic &#8220;ce crede ratatul c\u0103 place b\u0103rba\u0163ilor&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Unu la m\u00e2n\u0103, s\u0103 vorbe\u015fti cu un actor-scriitor \u015fi s\u0103-l tratezi ca pe o pizd\u0103 proast\u0103 cu patru clase pe care o \u00eenve\u0163i &#8220;cum s\u0103 plac\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163ilor&#8221; e o jignire cras\u0103. Hai s\u0103 nu fim Petronele, nu pretind nim\u0103nui like pe pagina de autor \u015fi nu impun s\u0103 mi se cumpere cartea, DEC\u00c2T DAC\u0102 un l\u0103tr\u0103u de internet \u00eencepe s-o \u00eenjure. Pentru c\u0103 e incorect s\u0103 \u00eenjuri ce nu cuno\u015fti.<\/p>\n<p>Dar din aceast\u0103 disponibilitate a mea de a m\u0103 purta ca un om simplu \u015fi normal, unii pro\u015fti \u00een\u0163eleg c\u0103 m-au c\u00e2\u015ftigat la belciuge. Ceea ce, din nou, e extrem de incorect. Te-ai duce pe wall la Andrei Ple\u015fu s\u0103-l \u00eenve\u0163i cum s\u0103 plac\u0103 femeilor? La c\u00e2t e\u015fti de prost, probabil c\u0103 da.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, c\u00e2nd cineva, fie el scriitor sau vidanjor, poveste\u015fte o amintire vag dureroas\u0103 din via\u0163a lui, \u015fi tu r\u0103spunzi cu o libidino\u015fenie lipsit\u0103 de respect, n-ai de ce s\u0103 te miri dac\u0103 vei fi considerat un gunoi de doi bani \u015fi, pe viitor, vei vorbi singur.<\/p>\n<p>Nu \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd: s\u0103 plac, generic, b\u0103rba\u0163ilor, n-a fost niciodat\u0103 prioritatea mea. Din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, \u00eent\u00e2lnesc c\u00e2te UN b\u0103rbat. Care-mi place. \u015ei m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103-i plac ACELUI b\u0103rbat. Nu turmei generice de groh\u0103itoare anonime care populeaz\u0103 orice col\u0163i\u015for de internet.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un mod al rom\u00e2nului de a fi prost cretin t\u00e2rlan \u00eempu\u015fcabil \u015fi muibil cu un picam\u0103r e \u00eencercarea absolut penibil\u0103 de a subordona alt&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}