{"id":8281,"date":"2014-07-06T12:14:34","date_gmt":"2014-07-06T12:14:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8281"},"modified":"2014-07-06T12:14:34","modified_gmt":"2014-07-06T12:14:34","slug":"o-intrebare-un-raspuns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/o-intrebare-un-raspuns\/","title":{"rendered":"O \u00eentrebare &#8211; un r\u0103spuns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 o prieten\u0103 de ce am acordat aten\u0163ie prostului din discu\u0163ia precedent\u0103, \u00eentr-at\u00e2t \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103-i dedic un articol.<\/p>\n<p>R\u0103spunsul e simplu: dac\u0103 genul \u0103sta de prost ar fi caz izolat, chiar nu m-ar interesa. I-a\u015f da delete, ban, block, eventual o c\u0103ru\u0163\u0103 de \u00eenjur\u0103turi dac\u0103 devine excesiv de pis\u0103log, \u015fi cam asta ar fi.<\/p>\n<p>Problema e c\u0103 <a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/2014\/07\/06\/prostul-si-cerceii\/\">genul \u0103sta de prost <\/a>e emblematic, frecvent \u00eent\u00e2lnit \u015fi extrem de iritant. Exist\u0103 o serie de b\u0103rb\u0103tu\u015fi jenan\u0163i care b\u00e2ntuie wallul fiec\u0103rei persoane care are o activitate c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t public\u0103. \u00cei numim \u00een continuare BJ.<\/p>\n<p>BJ are impresia c\u0103 orice persoan\u0103 pe care pune el ochii, dac\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor e cu cromozomi identici, \u00eei datoreaz\u0103 aten\u0163ie de natur\u0103 sexual\u0103, dac\u0103 el, \u00een min\u0163i\u015foara lui \u00eemb\u00e2csit\u0103 de tupeu, decide acest lucru.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei BJ \u00eencepe o rela\u0163ie imaginar\u0103 cu tine. Te complimenteaz\u0103 \u00een exces \u015fi complet anapoda, cu o familiaritate halucinant\u0103, de parc\u0103 abia ce v-a\u0163i fi desprins dintr-o partid\u0103 sexual\u0103 \u00een trei reprize \u015fi pe tine te-a p\u0103lit amnezia, apoi c\u00e2nd vede c\u0103 nu func\u0163ioneaz\u0103, trece la etapa a doua, insultatul penibil.<\/p>\n<p>De ce e iritant lucrul \u0103sta? Pentru c\u0103 tu nu ai nici o treab\u0103 cu pl\u0103smuirile min\u0163i\u015foarei lui BJ: Tu \u00ee\u0163i scrii textele tale, \u00eencerci s\u0103-\u0163i construie\u015fti proiectele tale, \u015fi \u00een mod ideal, speri ca cititorul normal s\u0103 vad\u0103 ingeniozitatea acestor construc\u0163ii \u015fi s\u0103 o guste, s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 unde e de r\u00e2s, s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103 unde e de pl\u00e2ns, s\u0103 ofteze unde e de oftat \u015fi etc. Comentariile pline de &#8220;uite-ni\u015fte-penis-s\u0103-vezi-ce-bine-func\u0163ioneaz\u0103&#8221; ale b\u0103rb\u0103tu\u015filor jenan\u0163i nu constituie dec\u00e2t un balast inutil, care nu intereseaz\u0103 pe nimeni. Nici pe mine, nici pe restul lumii.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, ofticat de refuz, BJ \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u00eemproa\u015fte venin. \u00cen min\u0163i\u015foara lui profund cretin\u0103, tu \u00ceI DATORAI aten\u0163ie. El nu o cer\u015fea, lui i se cuvenea. Pentru simplul fapt c\u0103 a\u015fa a decis creiera\u015ful lui mic, uscat, \u00eenghesuit \u00een col\u0163urile unui cap insuportabil de p\u0103trat.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru orice artist indie, e destul de greu \u00een sine s\u0103-\u015fi transpun\u0103 proiectele \u00een realitate. Tonele de frustr\u0103ri (da, frustr\u0103ri, pentru c\u0103 \u0103lora le LIPSE\u015eTE VIZIBIL CEVA, \u015fi anume sexul) ale diver\u015filor BJ care se oplo\u015fesc pe paginile noastre de pe re\u0163elele de socializare sunt ultimul lucru de care avem nevoie.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen plus, tu adeseori testezi chestii pe publicul t\u0103u \u015fi vrei feedback corect. Printre oamenii care-\u0163i spun obiectiv \u015fi frumos o p\u0103rere, intervin BJ, tot cu un comment de tip &#8220;uite-ni\u015fte-penis-s\u0103-vezi-ce-bine-func\u0163ioneaz\u0103&#8221;. Pe cine intereseaz\u0103??<\/p>\n<p>Hai s\u0103 fie clar o dat\u0103 pentru totdeauna: n-am dat anun\u0163 matrimonial nic\u0103ieri. Nu am datoria de a corespunde fanteziilor nim\u0103nui. Nu am de ce s\u0103 \u00eendur oftic\u0103 legat\u0103 de faptul c\u0103 n-am corespuns unor dorin\u0163e de care nu-mi pas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei nu \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd, stimate cititor b\u0103rb\u0103tu\u015f jenant,<\/p>\n<p>cite\u015fte-o pe asta \u015fi \u00eencearc\u0103 s-o procesezi. Ca s\u0103 n-o repet eu zilnic.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Priorit\u0103\u0163ile tale te privesc strict pe tine \u015fi nu ai de ce s\u0103 \u00eencerci s\u0103 le impui asupra unui om care nu are nici un angajament fa\u0163\u0103 de tine. Omul care nu \u0163i-a promis nimic nu-\u0163i datoreaz\u0103 nimic.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 o prieten\u0103 de ce am acordat aten\u0163ie prostului din discu\u0163ia precedent\u0103, \u00eentr-at\u00e2t \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103-i dedic un articol. 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