{"id":8284,"date":"2014-07-07T10:08:51","date_gmt":"2014-07-07T10:08:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8284"},"modified":"2014-07-07T10:08:51","modified_gmt":"2014-07-07T10:08:51","slug":"mitul-mamei-curve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/mitul-mamei-curve\/","title":{"rendered":"Mitul mamei curve"},"content":{"rendered":"

Disclaimer:\u00a0<\/em>Am observat c\u0103 e foarte util s\u0103 scrii post\u0103ri cu o oarecare valoare de generalizare, ca de exemplu aceea cu b\u0103rb\u0103tu\u015ful jenant. Cum apare un nou specimen, pac! cu linkul \u015fi nu mai stai s\u0103 pierzi extrem de mult timp explic\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n

Urm\u0103toarea postare trateaz\u0103 babele-omizi literare. Cum sunt ele? “Tu, care scrii de c\u0103cat \u015fi e\u015fti un nimeni literar…” “Dar ce-ai citit din mine?” “Nimic.\u00a0Pur \u015fi simplu \u015ftiu.”\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Grea meserie ghicitul \u00een cea\u015fc\u0103, n-o putem practica to\u0163i.<\/p>\n

“De unde \u015ftii?” “B\u0103i, nu citesc literatur\u0103 contemporan\u0103, pentru c\u0103 e \u00een\u0163esat\u0103 de antitalente. \u015ei tu scrii literatur\u0103 contemporan\u0103, de unde rezult\u0103 c\u0103 e\u015fti un antitalent”.<\/p>\n

Pentru a ilustra fisurile acestui silogism, vom recurge la Mitul mamei curve, care sper s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een istorie ca mitul pe\u015fterii lui Platon. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

Aplic\u00e2nd logica ta, ne iese a\u015fa:<\/p>\n

“Europa e \u00een\u0163esat\u0103 de curve rom\u00e2nce. \u015ei mama ta e rom\u00e2nc\u0103. De unde \u00a0rezult\u0103 c\u0103 mama ta e o femeie u\u015furatic\u0103, degrab\u0103 s\u0103ritoare la m\u0103dular”.<\/p>\n

La asta, mama-omida literar\u0103 d\u0103 un s\u0103rci pripit pe Goag\u0103l \u015fi vine cu un citat rupt din context, pescuit de unul care-\u0163i cump\u0103rase cartea strict pentru \u00eenjur\u0103turi. \u015ei vine cu inep\u0163ia “ajunge s\u0103 gu\u015fti din ciorb\u0103, s\u0103-\u0163i dai seama c\u0103 e proast\u0103”.<\/p>\n

Aplic\u0103m \u015fi aici mitul mamei curve:<\/p>\n

“Ajunge s-o v\u0103d pe maic\u0103-ta z\u00e2mbindu-i fugar unui b\u0103rbat, ca s\u0103-mi dau seama c\u0103 e curv\u0103”.<\/p>\n

Ciorba e un lichid omogen. Ce vezi la prima lingur\u0103, aia e. Nici o carte – care nu se dezv\u0103luie din trei replici, ci are mai multe niveluri de profunzime, nici maic\u0103-ta – care, probabil, are zile bune \u015fi zile proaste – nu pot fi judecate dup\u0103 o replic\u0103 rupt\u0103 din context.<\/p>\n

Dar mitul mamei curve zice a\u015fa: de c\u00e2te ori tu spui despre mine c\u0103 scriu prost, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 verifici ce afirmi, mama ta mai face dragoste pe bonuri de mas\u0103 cu un tirist vasluian.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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