{"id":8296,"date":"2014-07-08T12:33:20","date_gmt":"2014-07-08T12:33:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8296"},"modified":"2014-07-08T12:33:20","modified_gmt":"2014-07-08T12:33:20","slug":"zic-sa-va-economisesc-190-de-euro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/zic-sa-va-economisesc-190-de-euro\/","title":{"rendered":"Zic s\u0103 v\u0103 economisesc 190 de euro"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Am o boal\u0103 pe impostur\u0103. Poate din invidie, c\u0103 n-am c\u00e2\u015ftigat \u00een via\u0163a mea vreun ban pentru care n-am muncit \u015fi nu vreau s-o fac\u0103 nici al\u0163ii. Sau poate c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103 ideea c\u0103 exist\u0103 naivi de ambe sexe care pun botul la ideea c\u0103 exist\u0103 o re\u0163et\u0103 universal valabil\u0103 de ag\u0103\u0163at sexul opus. Sau, m\u0103 rog, acela\u015fi sex, dac\u0103-s gay. Spaima asta vine din multiplele traume pe care mi le-a l\u0103sat interac\u0163iunea cu diver\u015fi aplican\u0163i de re\u0163ete, care te \u00eenvinuiau tot pe tine c\u0103 re\u0163eta e nefunc\u0163ional\u0103. P\u0103i, la dracu’, au dat ni\u015fte sute de euro pe ea, cum basca m\u0103-sii nu \u0163ine?<\/p>\n

Dragi naive care a\u0163i pune vreodat\u0103 dr\u0103g\u0103la\u015ful bot la a\u015fa ceva: NU EXIST\u0102 RE\u0162ET\u0102 UNIVERSAL VALABIL\u0102 DE AG\u0102\u0162AT B\u0102RBATUL DORIT. Lua\u0163i \u0103ia 190 de euro \u015fi face\u0163i-v\u0103 cadou o pereche superb\u0103 de pantofi, iar restul dona\u0163i-i unei asocia\u0163ii de salvat pui de c\u00e2ini \u015fi pisici. Cu stima de sine ref\u0103cut\u0103 at\u00e2t fizic, c\u00e2t \u015fi psihic, ve\u0163i fi mult mai seduc\u0103toare.<\/p>\n

Legat de ag\u0103\u0163area b\u0103rbatului dorit, treaba e extrem de simpl\u0103: \u00eemprieteni\u0163i-v\u0103 cu el. Unii se vor da la voi \u00eenc\u0103 din etapa asta, al\u0163ii vor accepta prietenia voastr\u0103 as it is.
\nDup\u0103 ce a\u0163i f\u0103cut asta, testa\u0163i-i disponibilitatea. Orice b\u0103rbat e dispus la sex, minim o dat\u0103, \u015fi dup\u0103 ce a consumat num\u0103rul optim de pahare cu con\u0163inut alcoolic mai mult sau mai pu\u0163in accentuat, invers propor\u0163ional cu aspectul vostru fizic. Dar voi, dac\u0103-l dori\u0163i, probabil c\u0103-l dori\u0163i \u015fi ca preparator de cafea matinal\u0103, ascult\u0103tor de depresii femeie\u015fti \u015fi cump\u0103r\u0103tor de aspirin\u0103, c\u00e2nd r\u0103ci\u0163i voi peste noapte. Or, asta nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 omul simte pentru voi chestia asta. Cere\u0163i-i s\u0103 fac\u0103 chestii.<\/p>\n

Vede\u0163i c\u0103 nu le face? Cu regret, dar lua\u0163i-v\u0103 g\u00e2ndul. Mai bine o frustrare mic\u0103 azi, dec\u00e2t una c\u00e2t casa, de tip “Mi-am irosit tinere\u0163ea l\u00e2ng\u0103 \/ dup\u0103 tine, Vasile!”, ceva mai \u00eencolo.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 ce a\u0163i v\u0103zut c\u0103 e deschis \u015fi dispus, construi\u0163i \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 un context generator de intimitate \u015fi mima\u0163i c\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eempiedica\u0163i. Vede\u0163i voi de ce, important e s\u0103 c\u0103de\u0163i pe ce trebuie.<\/p>\n

Nu, nu r\u0103m\u00e2ne\u0163i gravide cu tot dinadinsul. Rar am v\u0103zut b\u0103rba\u0163i mai pasiv – du\u015fm\u0103no\u015fi dec\u00e2t \u0103ia sili\u0163i s\u0103 se \u00eensoare cu femei pe care de fapt nu le vor. E ca \u015fi cum v-ar viola pe voi vecinul vostru cocalar Gogu \u015fi vi s-ar impune s\u0103 v\u0103 m\u0103rita\u0163i cu el. Lipsa atrac\u0163iei e lipsa atrac\u0163iei. Asta e.<\/p>\n

Iar dup\u0103 sex, ve\u0163i descoperi cam ce hram poart\u0103 de fapt omul. Unii, care par iubirea personificat\u0103, dispar de pe o zi pe alta. Al\u0163ii, care par relaxarea personificat\u0103, se \u00eendr\u0103gostesc la nebunie \u015fi \u00eencep s\u0103 v\u0103 sune de opt ori pe zi. Unii-s imprevizibili, al\u0163ii se poart\u0103 exact cum a\u0163i fi prezis. Unii v\u0103 cer s\u0103 v\u0103 muta\u0163i \u00eempreun\u0103, al\u0163ii v\u0103 \u015fterg de pe Facebook, ca nu cumva s\u0103 se prind\u0103 lumea c\u0103 e \/ a fost ceva \u00eentre voi. Nu \u015ftiu dac\u0103 exist\u0103 un termen psihologic pentru aceast\u0103 gam\u0103 accentuat\u0103 de reac\u0163ii s\u0103rite de pe fix, dar eu i-a\u015f zice sindromul postsexual masculin. Unde abordarea cea mai simpl\u0103 din partea ta e l\u0103sarea \u00een pace.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 se \u00eentoarce, ai pus m\u00e2na. Dac\u0103 nu, asta e. Tragi c\u00e2teva be\u0163ii \u015fi mergi mai departe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Am o boal\u0103 pe impostur\u0103. Poate din invidie, c\u0103 n-am c\u00e2\u015ftigat \u00een via\u0163a mea vreun ban pentru care n-am muncit \u015fi nu vreau s-o...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8296\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}