Exist\u0103 fraze din limbajul bine \u00eenlemnit al corporati\u015ftilor care, pur \u015fi simplu, m\u0103 umplu de nervi.
\nAzi vom trata oribila \u015fi dezgust\u0103toarea c\u00e2\u015ftigare la belciuge a interlocutorului, numit\u0103 “oportunitate de internship”.<\/p>\n
Adic\u0103: unica, sublima \u015fi minunata \u015fans\u0103 s\u0103-l slug\u0103re\u015fti pe X f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 iei bani pentru asta.<\/p>\n
Adic\u0103: tu e\u015fti at\u00e2t de mic, de irelevant \u015fi de inexistent, \u00eenc\u00e2t simplul fapt c\u0103 X se pogoar\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i primeasc\u0103 ofranda muncii gratuite e o oportunitate.<\/p>\n
Prieteni mici \u015fi naivi: oportunitate de internship exist\u0103 \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate, acolo unde internshipul e pl\u0103tit. \u015ei “oportunitatea” e direct propor\u0163ional\u0103 cu prestan\u0163a firmei. S\u0103 stai trei luni la Lenovo, s\u0103 descoperi cum se lucreaz\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 fii pl\u0103tit pentru asta e o oportunitate. S\u0103 stai trei luni la Fu Tuy Advertising, cu sediul \u00eentr-un apartament de bloc, \u015fi s\u0103 munce\u015fti ca boul, nepl\u0103tit \u015fi tratat ca p\u0103lma\u015ful firmei, nu e o oportunitate dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 ai fantezii BDSM \u015fi \u015fefa arat\u0103 bine.<\/p>\n
Realitatea pie\u0163ei e: orice firm\u0103 se bucur\u0103 \u00een secret de munc\u0103 nepl\u0103tit\u0103 ca de c\u00e2\u015ftigul la Loto. Nu e nici o oportunitate s\u0103 sclavage\u015fti gratis pentru nimeni. Facem un exerci\u0163iu: mergem \u015fi ne oferim gratis serviciile primelor cinci firme care ne ies \u00een cale pe drum. \u0102ia o s\u0103 sar\u0103 \u00een sus de bucurie, dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva minute de ezitare, de genul “Oare chiar e cineva at\u00e2t de prost”, \u015fi o s\u0103 ne pun\u0103 direct la sp\u0103lat geamuri.<\/p>\n
Internshipul gratuit NU E \u00een nici un fel o oportunitate. Internshipul gratuit nu e altceva dec\u00e2t o dona\u0163ie temporar\u0103 a for\u0163ei de munc\u0103.<\/p>\n
Sau mai exact, cel care ofer\u0103 oportunitatea este donatorul for\u0163ei de munc\u0103, adic\u0103 taman internul. Firma beneficiaz\u0103 porce\u015fte \u015fi at\u00e2t.<\/p>\n
Drept care, dragi copii, ocoli\u0163i cu cercuri largi companiile care folosesc sintagma “oportunitate de internship”. Pentru c\u0103 mentalitatea de st\u0103p\u00e2n de planta\u0163ie pute de la o po\u015ft\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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