{"id":8323,"date":"2014-07-13T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-07-13T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8323"},"modified":"2014-07-13T11:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-07-13T11:00:00","slug":"despre-scris-look-si-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/despre-scris-look-si-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre scris, look \u015fi sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>St\u0103team eu a\u015fa, beam o vadr\u0103 de cafea \u015fi m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam la toate discu\u0163iile despre look pe care mi le-au adus diversele \u00eencontr\u0103ri cu\u00a0<del>fotomodele \u00a0fashion designeri makeup artists stili\u015fti\u00a0<\/del> scriitori.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd vine vorba de b\u0103rba\u0163i, preten\u0163iile legate de lookul scriitorului sunt minime. Poate fi f\u0103r\u0103 probleme un chel slinos, degrab\u0103 ucig\u0103tor de libido nevinovat; poate fi un be\u0163iv soios duhnind a alcool de la col\u0163; poate fi gras c\u00e2t casa, cu trei b\u0103rbii puse una peste alta, ca faldurile unei pl\u0103cinte; poate fi chintesen\u0163a a ce e mai ur\u00e2t \u00eentr-un b\u0103rbat. &#8220;E scriitor, drag\u0103!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd vine vorba de femei, lookul e de obicei motivul perfect pentru a le ATACA \u00een calitate de scriitoare. E una frumoas\u0103 de-\u0163i cad plombele din din\u0163i c\u00e2nd o vezi?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Cine e pipi\u0163a asta? Are impresia c\u0103 scrisul e pentru fotomodele? S\u0103 se duc\u0103 la futut!&#8221;, \u00eencep s\u0103 tune diver\u015fi rata\u0163i nepublica\u0163i \u015fi complet de necitit.<\/p>\n<p>E una mai plinu\u0163\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ixulina e o mare scriitoare. Are nevoie de dou\u0103 screen-uri ca s\u0103 se asorteze la dimensiunile ei!&#8221;, \u00eencep s\u0103 tune \u015fi s\u0103 fulgere rata\u0163ii.<\/p>\n<p>E una ur\u00e2\u0163ic\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Aaaa, p\u0103i asta sigur s-a apucat de scris s\u0103-\u015fi \u00eenece frustr\u0103rile, c\u0103 nu vrea nimeni s-o fut\u0103!&#8221;, \u00eencep rata\u0163ii.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei de fiecare dat\u0103, discu\u0163ia pleac\u0103 de la calitatea scrisului la nurii autoarei, sau absen\u0163a lor. Cert e c\u0103, dup\u0103 cum se vede, nicicum nu e bine. C\u00e2nd e\u015fti femeie, orice ai \/ n-ai \/ ai acceptat \/ ai refuzat va fi folosit \u00eempotriva ta la un moment dat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>St\u0103team eu a\u015fa, beam o vadr\u0103 de cafea \u015fi m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam la toate discu\u0163iile despre look pe care mi le-au adus diversele \u00eencontr\u0103ri cu\u00a0fotomodele&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8323\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}