{"id":8332,"date":"2014-07-15T10:19:06","date_gmt":"2014-07-15T10:19:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8332"},"modified":"2014-07-15T10:19:06","modified_gmt":"2014-07-15T10:19:06","slug":"barbatii-si-morala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/barbatii-si-morala\/","title":{"rendered":"B\u0103rba\u0163ii \u015fi morala"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nu \u015ftiu dac\u0103 a\u0163i remarcat-o pe asta, dar nu exist\u0103 libidinos mai sc\u00e2rbos \u015fi mai gre\u0163os dec\u00e2t moralistul.<\/p>\n<p>Orice moralist care intr\u0103 \u00een dialog cu un ton didactic \u015fi pedant, fals-superior (apropo, \u00een \u0163ara viselor mele, a\u015f pedepsi falsa superioritate cu castrarea, s\u0103 mai lini\u015ftim din obr\u0103znicia nejustificat\u0103), explic\u00e2ndu-\u0163i de ce modul \u00een care te scobe\u015fti tu \u00een nas cu m\u00e2na st\u00e2ng\u0103 e etic gre\u015fit \u015fi violeaz\u0103 regulile dreptei credin\u0163e, de vreme ce \u00eendreptarul specific\u0103 \u00een mod clar m\u00e2na dreapt\u0103 &#8211; dup\u0103 cum ziceam, orice astfel de propov\u0103duitor de cumin\u0163enie se transform\u0103 \u00eentr-un obsedat sexual cu o imagina\u0163ie de marchiz de Sade pe pastile c\u00e2nd \u00eencepe s\u0103-\u0163i povesteasc\u0103 ce ai merita tu (apogeul r\u0103ului, \u00een viziunea lui) s\u0103 \u0163i se fac\u0103. Regizorii de filme porno pl\u00e2ng \u00een pumni, vizibil dep\u0103\u015fi\u0163i de situa\u0163ie. Ron Jeremy se recunoa\u015fte \u00eenvins \u015fi se apuc\u0103 de agricultur\u0103. Henri Miller se treze\u015fte din mor\u0163i \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 scrie literatur\u0103 pentru copii.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd delirul unuia duhne\u015fte a onanism cronic, \u015fi reflect\u0103 toate imaginile bolnave de at\u00e2ta abstinen\u0163\u0103 care i se perind\u0103 prin creiera\u015ful st\u0103tut, minimul lucru pe care ar putea s\u0103 i-l cear\u0103 cineva sc\u00e2rbit de ipocrizie ar fi s\u0103 nu mai \u0163in\u0103 predici moraliste. Pe bune. Exist\u0103 deja o biseric\u0103 cre\u015ftin\u0103 care pledeaz\u0103 pentru generozitate, dar numai dac\u0103 generozitatea e dinspre tine spre ea. Nu mai avem nevoie \u015fi de cazuri individuale.<\/p>\n<p>De fapt, \u00eentre nefututul oficial asumat, care \u00eenjur\u0103 femei pe net pentru eterna lui incapacitate de a ajunge \u00een patul uneia, \u015fi cu care ai un istoric de conversa\u0163ie de genul:<\/p>\n<p><em>Gore: Sal, eshty frumyyy. Vrey sa mergem la un suc?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Gore: Te *inim\u0103 inim\u0103 inim\u0103*<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>(three hours later)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Gore: Mortzii matii de curva toate sunteti la fel futuvan gura.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;\u015fi moralistul devenit predicator ca s\u0103 nu admit\u0103 c\u0103 nici o femel\u0103 vie, uman\u0103 sau animal\u0103, nici m\u0103car pistilul plantelor nu se uit\u0103 la el:<\/p>\n<p><em>Vasile: ma tot uit la pozele tale<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Vasile: ar trebui sa-ti fie rusine, esti de o vulgaritate de nedescris<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Vasile: sigur esti o curva<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Vasile: ai merita batuta cu pula peste gura<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Vasile: si slobozita peste ochi<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Fata: Mersi de complimente, Vasile. \u015ei mama ta e o doamn\u0103.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;a\u015fadar, \u00eentre mostra 1 \u015fi mostra 2, eu nu v\u0103d nici o diferen\u0163\u0103. V\u0103d b\u0103rbat singur \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 perspective de a\u015fternut, ofticat pe orice poart\u0103 fust\u0103, \u00een ideea de &#8220;curva dracului e aia care doar cu al\u0163ii.<\/p>\n<p>Oops, ba v\u0103d o diferen\u0163\u0103. M\u0103car Gore e sincer.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Dragi agresori-verbali-de-oameni-care-nu-\u015ftiu-c\u0103-exista\u0163i,<\/p>\n<p>Citi\u0163i aceste dou\u0103 mostre. Semnalizeaz\u0103 ele altceva dec\u00e2t intensa prostie \u015fi lipsa crunt\u0103 de dragoste \u00een via\u0163a bovinei emitente? Nu. V\u0103 aduc ele mai aproape de patul cuiva, s\u0103 v\u0103 mai desc\u0103rca\u0163i \u015fi voi tensiunile? Nu. Impresioneaz\u0103 ele pe cineva trecut de 16 ani (v\u00e2rsta la care \u00eenc\u0103 ai impresia c\u0103 l\u0103tratul unui bou sau al altuia are vreo leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu tine, nu cu insatisfac\u0163iile boului \u00een cauz\u0103)? Nu.<\/p>\n<p>De unde rezult\u0103 c\u0103 b\u00e2ntuitul noaptea pe re\u0163ele sociale nu rezolv\u0103 \u015fi nu compenseaz\u0103 pentru lipsa unei vie\u0163i sexuale echilibrate. Ce nu \u00een\u0163eleg eu e un lucru: c\u00e2nd anuntul.ro e doldora de doamne care-\u0163i ofer\u0103 tot tac\u00e2mul, ba chiar \u015fi \u015ferve\u0163elele, la un pre\u0163 convenabil, de ce \u00ee\u0163i pierzi vremea agres\u00e2nd verbal femei normale? De ce s\u0103 te chinuie\u015fti povestind uneia cu lux de am\u0103nunte c\u00e2t e de curv\u0103, \u00een scurtul timp p\u00e2n\u0103 la block, \u00een loc s\u0103 cau\u0163i pe cineva care \u00ee\u015fi asum\u0103 demn acest statut \u015fi \u00eel tarifeaz\u0103 corespunz\u0103tor?<\/p>\n<p>Oops, dar eu sunt un om eficient.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei nu \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd:<\/p>\n<p>Axioma Lorena Lupu: O predic\u0103 moralizatoare doldora de feromoni neconsuma\u0163i e la fel de penibil\u0103 ca o predic\u0103 despre diete sus\u0163inut\u0103 de o obez\u0103 cu opt bur\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen \u0163ara viselor mele, ambele s-ar pedepsi cu ghilotin\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu \u015ftiu dac\u0103 a\u0163i remarcat-o pe asta, dar nu exist\u0103 libidinos mai sc\u00e2rbos \u015fi mai gre\u0163os dec\u00e2t moralistul. 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