Pe mine m\u0103 amuz\u0103 maaaax\u00e2m anun\u0163urile de adop\u0163ie din Rom\u00e2nia.<\/p>\n
La str\u0103ini e a\u015fa.<\/p>\n
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3-month old puppy, rottweiler mix, dewormed and vaccinated, loves to play, needs a permanent home.<\/p>\n
Tom: Hi, I’m interested. Where are you located?<\/p>\n
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La rom\u00e2ni, e a\u015fa.<\/p>\n
Sunt un cu\u0163ulic\u0103 mic-mic, am ochi\u015fori tri\u015fti c\u0103 n-am o familie, nu vrei tu s\u0103 fii st\u00e2lpul forului meu interior, \u015fi promit s\u0103-\u0163i fac ou\u0103 pr\u0103jite \u00een fiecare diminea\u0163\u0103?<\/p>\n
Mari\u0163a: Vaaai, ce dr\u0103gu\u0163.<\/p>\n
S\u0103fti\u0163a: Am avut \u015fi eu unu’ la fel de identic. A murit acum trei ani. Ne e duoooor de el \u00een fiecare zi. De c\u00e2te ori sc\u00e2r\u0163\u00e2ie v\u00e2ntul u\u015fa buzii, parc\u0103-l aud pe Grivei l\u0103tr\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n
Vasilica: Te yubesc pui mic.<\/p>\n
Ionel: S\u0103 le fie ru\u015fine leprelor nesim\u0163ite \u015fi ordinare care leap\u0103d\u0103 c\u0103\u0163ei. Ar trebui s\u0103-i bat\u0103 Dumnezeu \u015fi s\u0103 ard\u0103 \u00een iad. La foc sc\u0103zut sau la cuptorul programat la 90 de grade.<\/p>\n
Familia Vasile \u015fi Calistrata Dobroiu: Mare dreptate ave\u0163i, domnu’ Ionel. Le zice\u0163i superb. Liiiike.<\/p>\n
Vasilica: Respecte, domnu’ Ionel!<\/p>\n
Un hater: Moarte c\u00e2inilor!<\/p>\n
Ionel: Moarte \u0163ie \u015fi m\u0103-tii b\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103! Poate ne \u00eent\u00e2lnim pe strad\u0103 \u015fi-\u0163i rup oasele. Voi \u0103\u015ftia care nu respecta\u0163i sufletele nevinovate a\u0163i merita \u00een iad. La cazanul general cu voi!<\/p>\n
Familia Vasile \u015fi Calistrata Dobroiu: Biiiiig Liiiiike, @Ionel. Foarte bineee!<\/p>\n
Vasilica: Ce b\u0103rbat adev\u0103rat e\u015fti, Ionel. Oops, v-am tutuit. *ro\u015fe\u015fte*<\/p>\n
Ionel: Da’ tutuie\u015fte-m\u0103 drag\u0103. Sunt un om deschis la comunicare cu… ia s\u0103-\u0163i v\u0103d poza de profil? Nu! Hai s\u0103 ne vorbim cu dumneavoastr\u0103!<\/p>\n
Vasilica: Sunte\u0163i un porc misogin \u015fi v\u0103 scuip \u00een r\u00e2t!! @Hateru’, poate m\u0103 sco\u0163i \u015fi tu la o cafea. Te \u00eenv\u0103\u0163 s\u0103 iube\u015fti c\u00e2inii.<\/p>\n
Ionel: Ho, f\u0103, c-am glumit. Astea ofticoase ca tine nu \u015ftiu deloc de glum\u0103.<\/p>\n
Vasilica: Care glum\u0103?? E o jignire!!! Un atac la imagine!<\/p>\n
Ionel: Gata, f\u0103, hai c\u0103-\u0163i dau o bere, s\u0103 te lini\u015fte\u015fti.<\/p>\n
Vasilica: Eu nu consum alcool. Doar cocteiluri uneori.<\/p>\n
Mircic\u0103: B\u0103i, c\u00e2t off-topic. E vorba despre c\u00e2ine aici, cretinilor, nu despre vie\u0163ile voastre sexuale. Apropo de c\u00e2ine, am \u015fi eu unul, \u00eel vrea cineva? Accept iPhone la schimb!<\/p>\n
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