{"id":8338,"date":"2016-07-17T11:00:45","date_gmt":"2016-07-17T11:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8338"},"modified":"2016-07-17T11:01:03","modified_gmt":"2016-07-17T11:01:03","slug":"cinci-mituri-populare-despre-actori","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cinci-mituri-populare-despre-actori\/","title":{"rendered":"Cinci mituri populare despre actori"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00cen urma discu\u0163iilor recente, \u015ftergem praful de pe acest text din 2014.<\/em><\/p>\n

Ne plac actorii. P\u0103rin\u0163ilor no\u015ftri le pl\u0103ceau actorii pentru c\u0103-i vedeau pe casete video piratate \u015fi colec\u0163ionau fotografii alb-negru cu semn\u0103tura lor. Nou\u0103 ne-au pl\u0103cut actorii pentru c\u0103 p\u0103reau diferi\u0163i de burghezul de r\u00e2nd. Iar oamenilor de azi le plac actorii pentru c\u0103 pot afla din tabloide cu cine s-au combinat, c\u00e2te zile \/ s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \/ ore a durat combina\u0163ia, ce gen\u0163i \u015fi pantofi \u015fi-au mai luat, cu ce diete au sl\u0103bit \u015fi ce cred ei despre marea conspira\u0163ie a evreilor miliardari care, \u015ftim cu to\u0163ii, ne manipuleaz\u0103 ca pe marionete.<\/p>\n

Dincolo de aceast\u0103 curiozitate, ne raport\u0103m la actori \u00eentr-un mod extrem de interesant. Le cerem chestii extrem de contradictorii \u015fi \u00eentotdeauna \u015ftim ce e mai bine pentru ei. Mai bine dec\u00e2t o \u015ftiu ei chiar. Dar s\u0103 rezum\u0103m sub form\u0103 de list\u0103 modul \u00een care vedem actorii \u015fi cum le dict\u0103m noi, pulimea, s\u0103 se poarte, ca s\u0103 nu ne \u00een\u015fele a\u015ftept\u0103rile. Pentru c\u0103, a\u015fa cum \u015ftim cu to\u0163ii, orice actor \u00ee\u015fi pl\u0103te\u015fte facturile cu a\u015ftept\u0103rile altora. <\/p>\n

A) Actorul e actor 24 de ore, \u015fapte zile pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

“A, e\u015fti actor? Ce tare! Zi \u015fi mie banc \/ o \u00a0poezie”. Asta la mo\u015fii \u00een jur de 50 de ani. Tineretul a \u00een\u0163eles oarecum c\u0103, a\u015fa cum, dac\u0103 tu e\u015fti stomatolog, n-o s\u0103 casc gura la tine, \u00een ora\u015f la bere, s\u0103-mi plombezi rapid o carie printre halbe, a\u015fa c\u0103 a l\u0103sat-o mai moale. Dar tot se uit\u0103 la tine cumva expectativ, s\u0103 nu cumva s\u0103 \u00eencepi s\u0103 sco\u0163i iepuri din joben \u015fi ei s\u0103 nu fie pe faz\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u015ei unii actori chiar r\u0103spund acestei a\u015ftept\u0103ri. \u00ce\u015fi creeaz\u0103 ni\u015fte personalit\u0103\u0163i publice flamboaiante \u015fi fals-extrovertite, spun t\u00e2mpenii pe un ton simandicos \u015fi se leag\u0103 mi\u015ftocar de comeseni, s\u0103 arate c\u0103 da, ei performeaz\u0103 la orice or\u0103.<\/p>\n

B) Actorul nu trebuie pl\u0103tit\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

“\u00cemi vorbe\u015fti \u015fi mie la evenimentul \u0103la?” \/ “Vrei s\u0103 vii \u015fi s\u0103 faci un mic moment artistic, nu \u015ftiu, ceva simplu, s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 lumea?” etc. etc.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd rug\u0103mintea e de la un prieten bun, cu care v\u0103 ajuta\u0163i reciproc, \u015fi \u00een care \u015ftii c\u0103 ai baz\u0103, logic c\u0103 mergi. Dar c\u00e2nd e de la cineva pe care nu-l cuno\u015fti, sau c\u0103ruia \u00eei datorezi cel mult un deget mijlociu ridicat, e… “OK, \u015fi?” “\u015ei ce?” “P\u0103i, a\u015fteptam partea a doua a informa\u0163iei. Suma pe care o propui ca s\u0103 fac eu chestia asta.”<\/p>\n

La un moment dat, \u00een 2009, citeam la toate lans\u0103rile unui poet c\u0103ruia, tot a\u015fa, nu-i eram datoare cu nimic, pur \u015fi simplu m\u0103 \u00eenduio\u015fa, fragil \u015fi \u015fchiop ca un pui de bogdaproste. Next thing you know, m-am pomenit cu o infla\u0163ie de poe\u0163i, to\u0163i cu “dar la lansarea mea nu cite\u015fti?” Am \u00eencercat s\u0103 reglez pu\u0163in lucrurile, propun\u00e2nd un onorariu de 100 de lei pe eveniment. Deci: nu 100 de euro, sau 200, sau 300, ci 100 de lei, c\u00e2t s\u0103-\u015fi permit\u0103 orice poet palid de foame. \u00cen secunda imediat urm\u0103toare, tot stolul de poe\u0163i \u015fi-a luat zborul, f\u00e2lf\u00e2ind din aripe. \u015ei chiar cu poetul nr. 1 am avut un schimb mai dur de replici, c\u00e2nd a \u00eenceput s\u0103-mi anun\u0163e prezen\u0163a pe ici \u015fi pe colo f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se oboseasc\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 mai \u00eentrebe. Pentru c\u0103, nu-i a\u015fa, nu numai c\u0103 nu pl\u0103tim actorul, dar de la un punct \u00eencolo, \u00eei \u015fi facem program.<\/p>\n

C) De\u015fi nu pl\u0103tim actorul, ragem a turbare dac\u0103 accept\u0103 joburi pl\u0103tite de la al\u0163ii\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0102sta e lucrul pe care chiar NU \u00eel \u00een\u0163eleg. Cum, dac\u0103 un actor accept\u0103 un job de la unul care ni se pare nou\u0103 c\u00e2h, s\u0103rim \u00een sus \u015fi \u00eencepem s\u0103 vocifer\u0103m.<\/p>\n

“Unde s-a ajuns, domnule, c\u00e2nd arti\u015ftii serio\u015fi fac cutare \u015fi cutare??!”<\/p>\n

Arti\u015ftii serio\u015fi fac lucrurile pentru care sunt pl\u0103ti\u0163i. De\u015fi nou\u0103 ne-ar pl\u0103cea s\u0103 credem c\u0103 tr\u0103iesc cu aer, valori perene \u015fi flori de c\u00e2mp, adev\u0103rul prozaic e c\u0103 au \u015fi ei cas\u0103, facturi, rate, un stomac, un ficat, etc.<\/p>\n

Acum ni\u015fte ani, Radu Maz\u0103re, \u00eenc\u0103 primar, f\u0103cuse ni\u015fte festivit\u0103\u0163i care, admitem, erau chintesen\u0163a kitschului. \u015ei pl\u0103tise ni\u015fte actori s\u0103 fie acolo \u015fi s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 profesia de actori. Spre deosebire de tine, care n-ai \u015fi nu pl\u0103te\u015fti pe nimeni. <\/p>\n

Instant, au s\u0103rit \u0163a\u0163ele de ambele sexe s\u0103 \u0163ipe c\u0103 \u0103vai, ce se coboar\u0103 profesioni\u015ftii. C\u00e2nd mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii ai contribuit m\u0103car cu un bilet la ridicarea unui profesionist? OK, a\u015fa b\u0103nuiam \u015fi eu. M\u0103car taci. <\/p>\n

D) Actorul are obliga\u0163ia s\u0103 reflecte viziunile noastre supreme \u015fi sublime despre art\u0103 \u015fi via\u0163\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 un mecanic ar refuza s\u0103 repare dacii \u015fi ar zice: “Eu repar numai mer\u0163ane”, probabil c\u0103 to\u0163i l-am scuipa \u00een ochi \u015fi i-am zice de mam\u0103. C\u00e2nd un taximetrist r\u0103spunde la \u00eentrebarea “Sunte\u0163i liber?” cu “Dar unde vrei s\u0103 mergi?”, tr\u00e2ntim portiera \u015fi-i zicem de mam\u0103. \u015ei totu\u015fi, de la actori vrem s\u0103 fac\u0103 numai momente poetice din Mihai Eminescu \u015fi, eventual, Richard al III-lea, ca s\u0103 nu ne sting\u0103 nou\u0103 credin\u0163a \u00eentr-o lume mai bun\u0103.<\/p>\n

Frateee, b\u0103i, frate! Dac\u0103 vrei ca actorii s\u0103 accepte numai joburi nobile, f\u0103 tu o companie cu un repertoriu superb, curat ca lacrima, \u015fi d\u0103-le salarii. Dar nu salarii mizere de teatru de stat, c\u0103 nu se poate tr\u0103i din ele \u015fi tot la ciubucuri se ajunge. D\u0103-le s\u0103 aib\u0103 din ce tr\u0103i. \u015ei din secunda aia, te califici s\u0103 obiectezi cu: “Dar de ce face X chestia aia?” P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, nu.<\/p>\n

E) Actorul s\u0103-\u015fi vad\u0103, dom’le, de treaba lui!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Rezum\u00e2nd discu\u0163ia de p\u00e2n\u0103 acum: actorul trebuie s\u0103 presteze gratis pentru oricine, s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 cu aer \u015fi bune inten\u0163ii \u015fi s\u0103 fac\u0103 numai lucruri conforme cu \u00eenalta \u0163inut\u0103 artistic\u0103. Dar s\u0103 nu dea dracu’ ca actorul s\u0103 intre \u00een politic\u0103 sau s\u0103 fac\u0103 orice alt\u0103 treab\u0103 rezervat\u0103 oamenilor serio\u015fi.<\/p>\n

“Ce, m\u0103, a venit saltimbancul \u0103sta s\u0103 ne arate nou\u0103 cum se \u00eenfige laleaua-n br\u00e2nz\u0103? Trimite\u0163i-l \u00eenapoi la poezioarele lui!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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