Am o prieten\u0103 care ur\u0103\u015fte grav emoticoanele. Le ur\u0103\u015fte exact cum ur\u0103sc eu punctele de suspensie. O g\u0103sesc dracii de cum le vede. Zice: Emoticoanele astea-s ca r\u00e2setele \u015fi aplauzele din off \u00een comediile cu \u015fi pentru cretini. \u00ce\u0163i dicteaz\u0103 ce ar trebui s\u0103 sim\u0163i. I-a\u015f \u00eempu\u015fca pe cei care le-au inventat.<\/p>\n
B\u0103i, nu-i chiar a\u015fa, zic eu. Din punctul meu de vedere, emoticonul comunic\u0103 ce simte omul care \u00eel pune.<\/p>\n
P\u0103i \u015fi omul care-l pune de ce nu zice cu vorbe?<\/p>\n
Pentru c\u0103, dac\u0103 eu plasez undeva un cinism lorenistic tipic, a\u015f omor\u00ee orice haz s\u0103 pun dup\u0103 o parantez\u0103: disclaimer, era o glum\u0103. Pun un m\u0103lai din \u0103la cu r\u00e2njet, care s\u0103 exprime inten\u0163ia. \u015ei probabil asta fac to\u0163i oamenii care pun emoticoane.<\/p>\n
Bine, dar la comentariile tale se vede c\u0103-s glume.<\/p>\n
Nu neap\u0103rat. Unii le \u00eencaseaz\u0103 ca pe ni\u015fte \u015ftromelege \u00eenv\u00e2rto\u015fate. \u015ei nu \u00een sensul pl\u0103cut al cuv\u00e2ntului. Dac\u0103 n-a\u015f pune emoticoane, the butthurt would be general. N-a\u015f avea dec\u00e2t maxim 50 de prieteni pe Facebook, \u015fi anume oamenii care chiar m\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg. \u015ei nu-mi pot permite s\u0103 fiu CHIAR AT\u00c2T de selectiv\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u015ei atunci, prietena asta vine cu argumentul “c\u00e2nd eram noi mici”. De ce \u00een scrisori nu puneai emoticoane?<\/p>\n
Pentru c\u0103 scrisorile nu se adresau unor str\u0103ini random. Ca s\u0103 te obose\u015fti s\u0103 umpli trei foi cu g\u00e2nduri, s\u0103 te duci p\u00e2n\u0103 la po\u015ft\u0103, s\u0103 le timbrezi corect, trebuia s\u0103-\u0163i pese de persoana c\u0103reia \u00eei scriai. \u015ei, ca s\u0103-\u0163i pese, probabil c\u0103 \u00eei cuno\u015fteai intim flowul g\u00e2ndirii. \u015etiai unde glume\u015fte, unde e serioas\u0103, ce vrea s\u0103 spun\u0103 \u015fi ce vrea s\u0103 nu spun\u0103. Evident c\u0103 n-aveai nevoie de marcaje.<\/p>\n
\u00cen schimb, noi pe net comunic\u0103m cu oameni pe care nu-i cunoa\u015ftem. Zi de zi schimb\u0103m opinii, idei, p\u0103reri, ur\u0103ri de bine \u015fi salut\u0103ri familiei cu oameni despre care habar n-avem cine sunt. Necunosc\u00e2ndu-i, nu le cunoa\u015ftem nici modul de a g\u00e2ndi. \u015ei tocmai de aceea, emoticonul e instrumentul util de anticipat eventuale istericale nedorite.<\/p>\n
Ca s\u0103 \u00eenchei: m\u0103 \u00eennebune\u015fte argumentul “c\u00e2nd eram noi mici”. C\u00e2nd eram noi mici, sp\u0103lam manual de f\u0103ceam b\u0103\u015fici la degete. C\u00e2nd eram noi mici, unicul tampon pentru menstrua\u0163ie era juma’ de pachet de vat\u0103, de p\u0103rea c\u0103 \u0163i-au crescut testicule peste noapte. C\u00e2nd eram noi mici, se st\u0103tea la coad\u0103 pentru orice \u015fi p\u0103rin\u0163ii nu ne d\u0103deau voie nimic, \u015fi partidul ne \u00eenv\u0103\u0163a s\u0103 muncim, nu s\u0103 g\u00e2ndim, \u015fi… \u00cen fine. Slav\u0103 Domnului c\u0103 suntem mari.<\/p>\n
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