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Nu cred \u00een ghicitul \u00een palme, \u00een ghioc sau \u00een za\u0163ul de cafea. Nu cred \u00een horoscopul occidental, chinezesc sau maya\u015f. Dar exist\u0103 o metod\u0103 infailibil\u0103 de prezicere a viitorului: ghicitul \u00een s\u00e2ni.<\/p>\n
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Nu exist\u0103 moment mai frumos de sinceritate \u00een via\u0163a unei femei, ca acela \u00een care \u00ee\u015fi las\u0103 \u00een jos bretele sutienului \u015fi-i desface clama. Acela este de fapt momentul confesiunii complete \u015fi absolute. Cuvintele devin brusc inutile. S\u00e2nii unei femei sunt veritabile jurnale, memorialistic\u0103 pur\u0103 \u00een dou\u0103 globuri m\u0103t\u0103soase de voluptate.<\/p>\n
De exemplu, azi m-a vizitat Ella. \u015etie c\u0103-s cel mai bun ghicitor \u00een s\u00e2ni din ora\u015f \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi dore\u015fte intens s\u0103 afle ce-i rezerv\u0103 soarta implacabil\u0103. Era frumos sutienul ei bleu-pal cu dantel\u0103; dar nu at\u00e2t de frumos ca momentul atotcuprinz\u0103tor al dezv\u0103luirii oneste, nedisimulate. \u201eIat\u0103-m\u0103!\u201d.<\/p>\n
Ella are s\u00e2ni medii ca m\u0103rime \u015fi cu o form\u0103 frumoas\u0103, ceva intermediar \u00eentre m\u0103r \u015fi par\u0103. Sunt mult mai deschi\u015fi la culoare dec\u00e2t restul trupului, de unde deducem c\u0103 nu v\u0103d foarte des lumina soarelui. Are sf\u00e2rcuri relativ mici \u2013 dar care se \u00eent\u0103resc \u015fi cresc dup\u0103 cum sufl\u0103 v\u00e2ntul, iar asta tr\u0103deaz\u0103 o u\u015foar\u0103 \u00eenclina\u0163ie spre infidelitate sexual\u0103 \u015fi instabilitate emo\u0163ional\u0103. Cel st\u00e2ng este pu\u0163in mai mare dec\u00e2t cel drept \u2013 probabil pentru c\u0103 are o inim\u0103 larg\u0103. C\u00e2nd se \u00eent\u0103resc, sf\u00e2rcurile Ellei cap\u0103t\u0103 o tent\u0103 \u00eentre ro\u015fiatic \u015fi trandafiriu \u2013 \u015fi sesizezi, mai pronun\u0163at\u0103, re\u0163eaua de orificii \u015fi linii minuscule care str\u0103bat orice sf\u00e2rc. Liniile acestea ale sf\u00e2rcului, pentru a prezice viitorul, nu trebuie parcurse cu ochii, ci cu degetele sau cu buzele. Numai sim\u0163ul tactil sau cel gustativ pot traduce promisiunile ascunse de soart\u0103, codificate \u00een acea hart\u0103 miniatural\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u201e\u015ei? Care va fi viitorul meu, ghicit \u00een s\u00e2ni?\u201d \u00eentreab\u0103 Ella, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103-\u015fi controleze respira\u0163ia \u00eentret\u0103iat\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u201eSe pare c\u0103 va fi unul glorios, cu mari bucurii pe toate planurile\u201d, spun eu, privind-o ad\u00e2nc \u00een ochi.<\/p>\n
\u201eAsta \u015ftiam deja\u201d, se bosumfl\u0103 ea ghidu\u015f. \u201eNu vreau s\u0103 cred c\u0103 e\u015fti doar un p\u0103c\u0103lici, un escroc de genul \u0163ig\u0103ncilor care cer\u015fesc \u00een gang \u015fi au doar trei c\u0103r\u0163i de joc \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. Vreau o analiz\u0103 apro…ahhh!… fundat\u0103 \u015fi obiectiv\u0103.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eFereasc\u0103 Dumnezeu. N-am p\u0103c\u0103lit niciodat\u0103 pe nimeni. Sunt singurul ghicitor \u00een s\u00e2ni cu atestare paranormal\u0103 interna\u0163ional\u0103. Dar \u015ftii, ca la tarot, exist\u0103 mai multe etal\u0103ri: \u00een cerc, \u00een cruce celtic\u0103, \u00een \u201eda\u201d sau \u201enu\u201d…\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201e\u00centotdeauna m-a tentat etalarea \u00een cerc\u201d, murmur\u0103 Ella, cu capul l\u0103sat pe spate \u015fi ochii \u00eentredeschi\u015fi.<\/p>\n
Cu un deget, \u00eei conturez cercuri pe s\u00e2ni. Ating sf\u00e2rcul doar din treac\u0103t, ca din \u00eent\u00e2mplare. \u00cei v\u0103d ro\u015fea\u0163a brusc\u0103 din obraji; buzele \u00eencep s\u0103-i tremure. \u00ce\u015fi preseaz\u0103 pubisul de genunchiul meu.<\/p>\n
\u201eEtalarea \u00een cerc zice c\u0103 o s\u0103 ai parte de provoc\u0103ri majore \u00een via\u0163\u0103. C\u0103 ai de luptat foarte mult, din r\u0103sputeri, \u015fi nu e sigur c\u0103 vei face fa\u0163\u0103.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eNici o problem\u0103\u201d, chicote\u015fte Ella. \u201eSunt o femeie puternic\u0103 \u015fi independent\u0103. Pot s\u0103 fac \u015fi spate, dac\u0103 situa\u0163ia o cere.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eE ceva serios\u201d, mic\u015forez eu cercul.<\/p>\n
Acum, degetele mele traseaz\u0103 exact hotarele areolei roz, delicate.<\/p>\n
\u201eOracolul spune c\u0103 te vei zbate foarte mult, s\u0103 te ridici la \u00een\u0103l\u0163imea situa\u0163iilor \u00een care vei ajunge. C\u0103 ai de \u00eenfruntat pericole neprev\u0103zute, de propor\u0163ii care \u0163i-ar putea produce disconfort\u201d.<\/p>\n
Ea \u00ee\u015fi las\u0103 palma \u00eencet \u00een jos.<\/p>\n
\u201eNu m\u0103 sperie pericolele de propor\u0163ii. Dimpotriv\u0103, provoc\u0103rile m\u0103 ambi\u0163ioneaz\u0103\u201d, \u015fopte\u015fte pe un fals ton pseudo-corporatist, contrazis de u\u015foara r\u0103gu\u015feal\u0103 a vocii.<\/p>\n
\u201ePerfect. S\u0103 trecem la etalarea \u00een cruce celtic\u0103!\u201d m\u0103 hot\u0103r\u0103sc eu, \u015fi trasez o linie vertical\u0103 cu limba pe sf\u00e2rc. Apoi, peste ea, \u00eemi plimb orizontal b\u0103rbia. O simt pe Ella tres\u0103rind din tot corpul.<\/p>\n
\u201eCe zice?\u201d, \u015fopte\u015fte ea.<\/p>\n
\u201eCic\u0103 inconcludent. Trebuie s\u0103 repet\u0103m procedura.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u015ei-mi plimb peste sf\u00e2rcul ei fie v\u00e2rful nasului, fie b\u0103rbia, fie una dintre buze, fie v\u00e2rful limbii. \u00cei simt inima b\u0103t\u00e2nd, ca a unei p\u0103s\u0103ri mici \u015fi speriate. Se apas\u0103 din ce \u00een ce mai mult \u00een mine, de parc\u0103 ar vrea s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenghit\u0103 cu vaginul.<\/p>\n
\u201eCe ziceee!?\u201d<\/p>\n
Tonul e deja alert, un amestec \u00eentre imperativ \u015fi implorator.<\/p>\n
\u201eZice c\u0103 te la\u015fi prad\u0103 unor impulsuri puternice, c\u00e2teodat\u0103 necontrolate. C\u0103 e o perioad\u0103 de experimentare \u015fi explorare. C\u0103 trebuie s\u0103-\u0163i asumi tot ce zace \u00een tine \u015fi s\u0103 iei ini\u0163iative. S\u0103-\u0163i iei soarta \u00een m\u00e2ini, cum s-ar spune.\u201d<\/p>\n
Nu trebuie s\u0103 repet de dou\u0103 ori recomandarea astrologului. Deja \u00eei simt m\u00e2na desf\u0103c\u00e2ndu-mi fermoarul \u015fi \u00eenh\u0103\u0163\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 cu ner\u0103bdare. Parc\u0103 \u015fi palma ei ar avea un punct G.<\/p>\n
\u201e\u015ei acum\u201d, \u00eei spun, \u201eg\u00e2nde\u015fte-te bine la o \u00eentrebare. Ce vrei tu cel mai mult. \u015ei vom face etalarea \u00een \u201eda sau nu\u201d.<\/p>\n
Spre surprinderea mea, Ella \u00eencepe s\u0103 chicoteasc\u0103. Un r\u00e2set dezl\u0103n\u0163uit \u015fi visceral, de femeie excitat\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u201eDrag\u0103 proorocule, nu am nevoie de ghicitori \u015fi profe\u0163i pentru \u00eentreb\u0103ri retorice.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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