{"id":836,"date":"2009-02-06T22:15:52","date_gmt":"2009-02-06T20:15:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=836"},"modified":"2009-02-06T22:15:52","modified_gmt":"2009-02-06T20:15:52","slug":"si-tot-de-ziua-lui-axl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/si-tot-de-ziua-lui-axl\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;\u015ei tot de ziua lui Axl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;v\u0103d io azi puhoi de cititori veni\u0163i \u00een vizit\u0103 de pe site-ul vecin \u015fi pretin al f<a href=\"http:\/\/simonarrr.wordpress.com\">erentarilor<\/a>. Din experien\u0163\u0103, c\u00e2nd cineva \u00eemi trimite at\u00e2ta amar de lume together buluc, fie m\u0103 \u00eenjur\u0103, fie poveste\u015fte cum ne-am babardit. \ud83d\ude00 \u015fi m\u0103 duc pe site la r\u0103doi, s\u0103 v\u0103d &#8230; de ce m\u0103 \u00eenjur\u0103 femeia, cu ce am mai gre\u015fit\u0103r\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u015fi ce v\u0103d!<!--more--><br \/>\nr\u0103doi m\u0103 pedepsise <a href=\"http:\/\/simonarrr.wordpress.com\/2009\/02\/06\/porno-bmf\/\">aici<\/a> cu leap\u015fa de a-mi alege un nume bun de industria porno &#8211; presupun\u00e2nd c\u0103 a\u015f fi vedet\u0103 porno. Cum mi-a\u015f fi ales numele de scen\u0103, adic\u0103. Adic\u0103 nu de scen\u0103, ci de ecran. De mic sau mare ecran.<\/p>\n<p>Eu oscilez \u00eentre:<\/p>\n<p>1. Axella Rozeta &#8211; ca s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n fana lui Axl Rose p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een anale(le istoriei).<br \/>\n2. Cruella Crava\u015f\u0103 &#8211; pentru c\u0103 filmele mele porno ar fi cu mine dominatrix, c\u0103lare pe situa\u0163ie \u015fi cos\u00e2ndu-le bie\u0163ilor tovar\u0103\u015fi de platou nasturi pe testicule. \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\n3. Pulofteia Pornostare\u0163a &#8211; pentru un eventual film &#8220;Sub patrafir se descoper\u0103 p&#8230; \u0103catele&#8221;<br \/>\n4. Jena Gems\u0103n, Daciana M\u0103r\u0103\u015fe\u015fti sau Dumitra O\u0163el &#8211; ca s\u0103 fiu o urma\u015f\u0103 demn\u0103 de Jenna Jameson, Eva Kent sau de Titus Steel. Depinde care m-ar ini\u0163ia.<\/p>\n<p>Dau leap\u015fa urm\u0103torilor: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.terorista.ro\">terorista <\/a>(c\u0103 n-am v\u0103zut-o niciodat\u0103 scriind despre prostii, \u015fi ar fi cazul \ud83d\ude09 ), <a href=\"http:\/\/ykwapple.wordpress.com\">kingsnake<\/a> (c\u0103 tot mi-a dovedit c\u0103 are imagina\u0163ie) \u015fi <a href=\"http:\/\/gramo.ro\">gramo<\/a> (pentru c\u0103 de c\u00e2nd i-am v\u0103zut prima oar\u0103, mi-au \u00eenfierb\u00e2ntat imagina\u0163ia. \ud83d\ude1b ) \u015ei cui mai vrea s\u0103 o ia. (leap\u015fa, i mean). <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;v\u0103d io azi puhoi de cititori veni\u0163i \u00een vizit\u0103 de pe site-ul vecin \u015fi pretin al ferentarilor. Din experien\u0163\u0103, c\u00e2nd cineva \u00eemi trimite at\u00e2ta&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=836"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/836\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}