Legat de postul meu de ieri: nu m-a frapat reac\u0163ia TVR-i\u015ftilor, a haterilor Marinei Constantinescu, a camarilei de A-listeri mocangii la r\u00e2ndul lor, care se ap\u0103r\u0103 \u00eentre ei cu clasica fraternitate a f\u0103c\u0103torilor de nimic, respectiv a doamnelor pudice, care s-au n\u0103scut, desigur, din spuma m\u0103rii, precum Afrodita, concep\u0163ia lor neimplic\u00e2nd nici o secund\u0103 m\u0103dularul care le-a provocat at\u00e2ta isterie. \u015ei de care sunt, vizibil, at\u00e2t de str\u0103ine.<\/p>\n
Mizam pe astea. Mizam c\u0103-mi vor genera mii \u015fi mii de vizite. \u015ei spume, istericale, \u00eencord\u0103ri. Iubeam ideea c\u0103 mocangiii se vor isteriza. C\u0103 vor avea o zi proast\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 nu vor putea abuza de bun\u0103voin\u0163a altora cu relaxarea cu care o fac de obicei. Asta \u00eemi \u015fi doream. Misiune \u00eendeplinit\u0103.<\/p>\n
…<\/p>\n
Ce m-a l\u0103sat, \u00eens\u0103, complet masc\u0103, a fost reac\u0163ia unora care scriau \/ scriu moca pentru a umfla soclul de pe care b\u0103iatul corporatist face pipi pe cine nu-i convine. Reac\u0163ia lor furibund\u0103, c\u0103 m-am atins de t\u0103tucul lor. Faptul c\u0103 ace\u015fti oameni rateaz\u0103 a observa exact partea care se refer\u0103 la ei, \u015fi anume, c\u0103 o dat\u0103 cu siteurile de genul \u0103sta a ap\u0103rut practica nepl\u0103\u0163ii \u00een pres\u0103, c\u0103 existen\u0163a unor astfel de locuri de mocangeal\u0103 i-a f\u0103cut pe al\u0163i \u015fmechera\u015fi s\u0103-\u015fi pun\u0103 problema: OK, deci se poate \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 bani? De ce s\u0103 fiu eu prostul care pl\u0103te\u015fte, dac\u0103 turma de oi e gata s\u0103 munceasc\u0103 oric\u00e2t pe mul\u0163umesc frumos \u015fi pe bravo?<\/p>\n
Frate, \u00een pana mea, ce e greu? Tu f\u0103ceai o munc\u0103. E firesc ca omul s\u0103 fie cordial cu tine \u015fi s\u0103-\u0163i spun\u0103 c\u0103 e\u015fti superb\u0103, c\u00e2t\u0103 vreme f\u0103ceai gratuit o munc\u0103. O munc\u0103 pe o tarla care \u00eei apar\u0163inea. Unde el era boierul, iar tu, p\u0103lma\u015ful nepl\u0103tit. Care e partea neclar\u0103 \u00een chestia asta?<\/p>\n
“Dar mi-a zis c\u0103 are \u00eencredere \u00een mine!” \u015ei? Ia mergi tu la magazin \u015fi \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 cumperi o p\u00e2ine pe \u00eencredere \u00een tine, glorie sau str\u00e2ngeri de m\u00e2n\u0103 c\u0103lduroase.<\/p>\n
M\u0103 \u00eengroze\u015fte ideea c\u0103 exist\u0103 oameni at\u00e2t de nesiguri de ei, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 fie gata s\u0103 munceasc\u0103 la al\u0163ii pe complimente \u015fi dat \u00eencredere. S\u0103 dea con\u0163inut intelectual pe “bravo, Vasilic\u0103, \u015ftiam eu c\u0103 po\u0163i!” S\u0103 pun\u0103 osul la treab\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 livreze marf\u0103 nou\u0103 \u015fi proasp\u0103t\u0103 pe “Foarte bine. Felicit\u0103ri”.<\/p>\n
Asta e ca faza aia din Caragiale:<\/p>\n
IORDACHE<\/p>\n
\u015ei acuma c\u00e2t\u0103 leaf\u0103 primi\u0163i \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103?<\/p>\n
CATINDATUL<\/p>\n
Nu \u0163i-am spus c\u0103 sunt catindat? Nimic, de doi ani de zile, nimic. (\u015fade.)<\/p>\n
IORDACHE<\/p>\n
Nimic?<\/p>\n
CATINDATUL<\/p>\n
Nimic.<\/p>\n
IORDACHE<\/p>\n
Dar… re\u0163inere nu v\u0103 face?<\/p>\n
CATINDATUL<\/p>\n
Asta, ce-i dreptul, nu.<\/p>\n
IORDACHE<\/p>\n
Tot e bine.<\/p>\n
—<\/p>\n
Mai merita\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 cineva pentru ceva vreodat\u0103? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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