Am f\u0103cut grupul de Facebook “pule mici \u015fi frustrate” pentru a exersa autoironia. Fiec\u0103ruia dintre noi cu sine. \u015ei gra\u0163ia. Fiec\u0103ruia dintre noi cu ceilal\u0163i.<\/p>\n
\u015ei una dintre discu\u0163iile cele mai profunde \u00een superficialitatea lor grobian\u0103 a \u00eenceput c\u00e2nd unul dintre utilizatori a enun\u0163at maxima: “O femeie poate ierta un porc, dar niciodat\u0103 un bou”.<\/p>\n
Ad\u00e2nc\u0103.<\/p>\n
Aparent, ambele sunt insulte clasice \u00eendreptate de gospodine obidite \u00eempotriva sexului masculin care nu face pia\u0163a corect \u015fi d\u0103 pe ro\u015fii mai mult dec\u00e2t cost\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00cen realitate, e o diferen\u0163\u0103 subtil\u0103 de specie. Porcul e \u0103la care “merge la sigur”. \u0102la care te anun\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 \u0163i-o va trage. Sau c\u0103 nu \u0163i-o va trage. Sau c\u0103 ve\u0163i avea copii. Sau c\u0103 v\u0103 muta\u0163i m\u00e2ine \u00een Honolulu. Pe scurt, porcul ar merita tratat cu o grebl\u0103 \u00een testicule, \u00een loc de r\u0103spuns, orice ar zice.<\/p>\n
—<\/p>\n
Boul e \u0103la la care te duci tu acas\u0103, te dezbraci la chilo\u0163i, \u00eei dai o crem\u0103 \u015fi-l rogi s\u0103-\u0163i fac\u0103 un masaj. Iar el pune clopote tibetane \u015fi face cu tine exerci\u0163ii de medita\u0163ie. Apoi \u00ee\u015fi aminte\u015fte c\u0103 are ni\u015fte vin bun. Apoi \u00ee\u015fi aminte\u015fte c\u0103 are un coniac bun. Apoi \u00ee\u015fi aminte\u015fte c\u0103 are ni\u015fte iarb\u0103 prima-nt\u00e2i. Apoi sari pe el \u015fi-\u0163i spune c\u0103 el nu poate face dragoste cu femei bete \u015fi drogate, c\u0103 nu-s capabile de consim\u0163\u0103m\u00e2nt asumat.<\/p>\n
Boul e simpatic. \u00cen cele din urm\u0103, te \u00eendr\u0103goste\u015fti de modul \u00een care nu se prinde de nimic.<\/p>\n
—<\/p>\n
Paradoxal e abia c\u00e2nd un tip e \u00een acela\u015fi timp bou, \u015fi porc \u00een modul de a fi bou. Sau porc, dar complet bou \u00een modul de a fi porc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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