{"id":8380,"date":"2014-07-27T09:50:36","date_gmt":"2014-07-27T09:50:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/2014\/07\/27\/soy-un-rumano-en-madrid-parodia-perfecta\/"},"modified":"2014-07-27T09:50:36","modified_gmt":"2014-07-27T09:50:36","slug":"soy-un-rumano-en-madrid-parodia-perfecta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/soy-un-rumano-en-madrid-parodia-perfecta\/","title":{"rendered":"Soy un rumano en Madrid: parodia perfect\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eu, care ini\u0163iez frecvent scandaluri internautice, dar numai pe motive perfect \u00eentemeiate, pe care le pot explica oricui mi-o cere pe un ton politicos, stau \u015fi m\u0103 uit precum curca-n lemne ori de c\u00e2te ori al\u0163ii ini\u0163iaz\u0103 scandaluri pe nimic.<\/p>\n<p>Cazul Torbe<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/hmjWDS-bMNg?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Ce v\u0103d eu privind acest clip?<\/p>\n<p>V\u0103d un actor de comedie care a ales s\u0103 parodieze aspectul \u015fi comportamentul UNOR rom\u00e2ni (&#8220;soy UN rumano, zice autorul) cu care se tot intersecta.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei b\u0103iatul \u015fi-a f\u0103cut temele. Lookul lui din clip e combina\u0163ia perfect\u0103 \u00eentre Romeo Fantastic, Vali Vijelie \u015fi al\u0163i \u015faptezeci de mii de manelari pe care-i vede\u0163i pe youtube. Fetele \u00eembr\u0103cate \u00een sclipici de prost gust \u015fi treningi arat\u0103 de juri c\u0103-s rom\u00e2nce.<\/p>\n<p>Linia melodic\u0103 \u015fi ritmul de ringhi-dinghi sunt, clar, inspirate de o manea, numai c\u0103, spre deosebire de manelarii numi\u0163i mai sus, omul \u015ftie s\u0103 c\u00e2nte, iar asta face diferen\u0163a. De unde deducem c\u0103, dac\u0103 manelele ar fi reorchestrate de oameni care chiar \u015ftiu muzic\u0103, n-ar mai suna at\u00e2t de abominabil pentru timpanul uman.<\/p>\n<p>Clipul e filmat, idem, dup\u0103 ORE petrecute pe youtube, studiind pozi\u0163iile \u015fi atitudinile dintr-o manea obi\u015fnuit\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Limbajul corporal e impecabil surprins. De c\u00e2te ori nu ne brusc\u0103m \u00eentre noi, pun\u00e2nd m\u00e2na unii pe al\u0163ii la modul \u0103sta \u015fi zg\u00e2l\u0163\u00e2indu-ne \u00een fel \u015fi chip, chiar \u015fi noi cei care nu fur\u0103m telefoane \u015fi nu sp\u0103l\u0103m ma\u015fini? De aceea fac eu un pas \u00een spate de c\u00e2te ori cineva vrea s\u0103 pun\u0103 m\u00e2na pe mine.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, ce aten\u0163ie se d\u0103 detaliilor la nivel de cli\u015feu debitat. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi faza aia cu marele Hagi \u015fi mondialul pe care trebuia s\u0103-l c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103m \u00een 1994! Nu zic de mici, manele, sarmale, etc., c\u0103 pe astea le auzi\u0163i \u015fi voi.<\/p>\n<p>Pe scurt, omul \u015fi-a f\u0103cut temele legat de obiectul parodiei. Impecabil.<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 \u00eentreba ieri unul \u00een mesaj privat:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Auzi, dac\u0103 eu zic de tine c\u0103 e\u015fti curv\u0103, te superi. Dac\u0103 te arat\u0103 \u0103sta curv\u0103 pe str\u0103zile din Madrid, de ce nu te superi?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 EXACT ASTA E DIFEREN\u0162A DINTRE GHER\u0162OIAL\u0102 \u015eI PARODIE. Tu nu zici de mine c\u0103-s curv\u0103 pe verificate. Zici asta doar pentru c\u0103 a\u015fa \u0163i se pare.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 ar fi s\u0103 faci treaba la nivelul la care a f\u0103cut-o nenea \u0103sta, ar trebui s\u0103 discu\u0163i cu to\u0163i partenerii mei sexuali din trecut, s\u0103-mi afli detaliile specifice ale comportamentului sexual \u015fi s\u0103 faci un clipule\u0163 porno cu o actri\u0163\u0103 care-mi seam\u0103n\u0103, parodiind aceste detalii specifice, \u00een a\u015fa fel \u00eenc\u00e2t din asta s\u0103 rezulte c\u0103 eu sunt o curv\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Sun\u0103 a munc\u0103, nu?<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei jur, dac\u0103 ai face asta, i-a\u015f da eu share cu m\u00e2na mea. Pentru c\u0103 am autoironie. Autoironia ne\u00eensemn\u00e2nd c\u0103 accep\u0163i &#8220;e\u015fti curv\u0103&#8221; \u015fi &#8220;e\u015fti proast\u0103&#8221; de la orice \u0163op\u00e2rlete sau vac\u0103 nefutut\u0103 de pe net, ci faptul c\u0103 te distrezi \u015fi tu c\u00e2nd cineva surprinde cu acurate\u0163e detalii specifice ale tale \u015fi le red\u0103 \u00eentr-un mod amuzant.<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 de-aia nu e parodia un gen accesibil tuturor, de\u015ftep\u0163ilor. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eu, care ini\u0163iez frecvent scandaluri internautice, dar numai pe motive perfect \u00eentemeiate, pe care le pot explica oricui mi-o cere pe un ton politicos,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8380"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8380\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}