{"id":8484,"date":"2014-08-19T10:12:39","date_gmt":"2014-08-19T10:12:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8484"},"modified":"2014-08-19T10:12:39","modified_gmt":"2014-08-19T10:12:39","slug":"du-te-ba-in-vacanta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/du-te-ba-in-vacanta\/","title":{"rendered":""Du-te b\u0103 \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103!""},"content":{"rendered":"

Din seria “sfaturi nesolicitate care irit\u0103 teribil”.<\/p>\n

Fiecare om are \u00een via\u0163\u0103 momente c\u00e2nd lucrurile i se leag\u0103 mai greu, \u015fi atunci turbeaz\u0103 de nervi. \u015ei, evident, nervos fiind, remarc\u0103 mult mai u\u015for lucruri cu poten\u0163ial enervant. Desigur, vorbim despre lucruri cu poten\u0163ial enervant care nu te \u00eenfurie doar pe tine, ci pe mul\u0163i-mul\u0163i al\u0163ii, ca dovad\u0103 c\u0103 se sharuiesc ca p\u00e2inea cald\u0103. Sau, zilele astea, c\u00e2nd toat\u0103 lumea e alergic\u0103 la gluten, poate chiar mai bine.<\/p>\n

Am fost \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103. O s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentr-un or\u0103\u015fel de munte, \u00eentr-un hotel care m-a primit cu pisica. Dar n-am avut nici un chef de chestia asta, m-au enervat lini\u015ftea, prostia local\u0103 \u015fi netul fluctuant al hotelului, drept care m-am \u00eentors la Bucure\u015fti cu o ner\u0103bdare greu de pus \u00een cuvinte.<\/p>\n

Am planificat \u015fi un weekend \u00een Grecia, am cump\u0103rat bilete, am rezervat hotel. \u015ei nu m-am dus. \u00cen diminea\u0163a plec\u0103rii mi-am dat seama c\u0103 nu am nici un chef de chestia asta.<\/p>\n

Sunt doar c\u00e2teva argumente \u00een sprijinul enun\u0163ului: “Vacan\u0163a nu e o solu\u0163ie pentru un om care e concentrat pe altele”. Face\u0163i un pustiu de bine \u015fi nu mai da\u0163i genul \u0103sta de comentarii. De fapt, \u00eencerca\u0163i s\u0103 nu mai da\u0163i deloc comentarii despre cum ar trebui s\u0103 fie via\u0163a omului din spatele textelor<\/a>. Miza\u0163i pe faptul c\u0103 omul \u015ftie exact ce \u00ee\u015fi dore\u015fte. \u015ei c\u0103 lucrurile care ar func\u0163iona pentru voi nu sunt neap\u0103rat func\u0163ionale \u015fi pentru al\u0163ii.<\/p>\n

Da, e adev\u0103rat, scriu texte \u00een care \u00eemi despachetez nervii \u015fi-i servesc f\u0103r\u0103 garnitur\u0103. Totodat\u0103, e adev\u0103rat c\u0103 nervii mei despacheta\u0163i au public. 75000 de unici \u015fi 225.000 de vizualiz\u0103ri \u00een luna august \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 num\u0103r\u0103m. A\u015fadar, dac\u0103 eu am un surplus de dr\u0103cu\u015fori de exorcizat, o fac pe un teren personal, care nu e nici o secund\u0103 treaba ta, \u015fi 75.000 de oameni au decis c\u0103 au dr\u0103cu\u015fori similari, care mai exact e problema ta? Poate faptul c\u0103 tu n-ai 75.000 de unici? \u00cen rest, dac\u0103 te \u00eencearc\u0103 teribil de tare grija fa\u0163\u0103 de mine, manifest-o sub form\u0103 de dona\u0163ie sau advertorial. E singura form\u0103 de grij\u0103 acceptat\u0103.<\/p>\n

Chiar nu-mi doresc s\u0103 m\u0103 cert \u015fi s\u0103 banez \u00een st\u00e2nga \u015fi \u00een dreapta, contrar impresiei unora: “Mam\u0103, ce-\u0163i mai place s\u0103 te cer\u0163i”. Dar trebuie s\u0103 \u00een\u0163elege\u0163i c\u0103, \u00een clipa c\u00e2nd posta\u0163i b\u0103g\u0103re\u0163 \u015fi intruziv, nu-mi da\u0163i de ales. \u015ei asta \u0163ine \u015fi de o preconcep\u0163ie rom\u00e2neasc\u0103: dac\u0103 e b\u0103rbat, \u015ftie ce are de f\u0103cut; dac\u0103 e femeie, to\u0163i nimenii ne c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103m dreptul s\u0103-i d\u0103m instruc\u0163iuni de parc\u0103 am fi extras-o din orificiul anal. Dac\u0103 v\u0103 ajut\u0103 mai mult, comenta\u0163i la mine a\u015fa cum a\u0163i comenta la un b\u0103rbat. Cu acel respect dat de distan\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u015ei, nu, nu m\u0103 duc \u00een nicio alt\u0103 vacan\u0163\u0103. Poate m\u0103 voi folosi de perioada asta s\u0103 scriu un text mai mare (roman, pies\u0103 de teatru, orice altceva), bazat exact pe nervi \u015fi furie. A\u015fa cum Picasso a avut perioada albastr\u0103, eu o s\u0103 am perioada irascibil\u0103. \u015ei, dup\u0103 cum arat\u0103 cifrele seci \u015fi calme, \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor sau nu, perioada irascibil\u0103 a mea are cel mai mare succes \u015fi cei mai \u00eenfoca\u0163i urm\u0103ritori.<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103, poate, nu e doar perioada MEA irascibil\u0103. Poate e o perioad\u0103 irascibil\u0103 pentru o bun\u0103 parte din omenire, iar eu nu fac dec\u00e2t s\u0103 exprim o stare de fapt. V-a\u0163i g\u00e2ndit la asta, \u00eenainte s\u0103-mi tot da\u0163i comentarii obraznice \u015fi nesim\u0163ite de vecinu’ handicapat de la trei care pretinde c\u0103 \u015ftie ce e mai bine pentru tine dec\u00e2t \u015ftii tu \u00eensu\u0163i?<\/p>\n

Deci, o vreme, o s\u0103 scriu nervos. Nu pot preciza c\u00e2t. Dar dac\u0103 \u0163i-e incomod, exist\u0103 “x” \u00een col\u0163. Folose\u015fte-l cu \u00eencredere. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Din seria “sfaturi nesolicitate care irit\u0103 teribil”. Fiecare om are \u00een via\u0163\u0103 momente c\u00e2nd lucrurile i se leag\u0103 mai greu, \u015fi atunci turbeaz\u0103 de...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8484"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8484\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}