{"id":849,"date":"2009-02-10T02:07:54","date_gmt":"2009-02-10T00:07:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=849"},"modified":"2009-02-10T02:07:54","modified_gmt":"2009-02-10T00:07:54","slug":"si-pentru-ca-nebunia-sa-fie-completa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/si-pentru-ca-nebunia-sa-fie-completa\/","title":{"rendered":"\u015ei pentru ca nebunia s\u0103 fie complet\u0103&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tot ceea ce nu ne spunem (de\u015fi ne ard buzele)<\/p>\n<p>Tot ceea ce nu lu\u0103m (de\u015fi ne ard degetele)<\/p>\n<p>Tot ceea ce nu facem (de\u015fi ne ard sufletele)<\/p>\n<p>Tot ceea ce nu : <!--more--><\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/48IDJy_YGl4?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Sau dac\u0103 vre\u0163i versiunea Jerome K. Jerome &#8211; deh, e mort, deci \u00eel consider\u0103m scriitor important, spre deosebire de sc\u00e2r\u0163a-sc\u00e2r\u0163a pe h\u00e2rtie \u0103\u015ftia penibili, cu gura mare, care mai fac \u015fi gre\u015feala de a fi rom\u00e2ni, deci putem s\u0103-i \u00eenjur\u0103m \u015fi s\u0103-i blestem\u0103m f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 le acord\u0103m un strop de credit sau de respect, c\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, cine pula noastr\u0103-s ei:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Exist\u0103 un basm pe care l-am citit cu mul\u0163i, mul\u0163i ani \u00een urm\u0103 \u015fi n-a \u00eencetat niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103reasc\u0103. Spune cum un b\u0103ie\u0163el s-a urcat o dat\u0103 pe un curcubeu. Iar la cap\u0103tul curcubeului, exact \u00een spatele norilor, a g\u0103sit un ora\u015f minunat. Casele sale erau din aur (o fi fost cartier de parveni\u0163i rom\u00e2ni, nota bloggerului \ud83d\ude00 ), iar str\u0103zile lui erau pavate cu argint (yeah, well&#8230; :P), iar lumina care str\u0103lucea deasupra lui era asemeni luminii adormite \u00een zori. \u00cen acest ora\u015f erau palate at\u00e2t de frumoase, \u00eenc\u00e2t \u0163i se \u00eendeplineau toate dorin\u0163ele numai dac\u0103 le priveai. Templele erau at\u00e2t de perfecte, \u00eenc\u00e2t cei care \u00eengenuncheau \u00een ele erau absolvi\u0163i de p\u0103cate. \u015ei to\u0163i oamenii care locuiau \u00een acest ora\u015f minunat erau m\u0103rinimo\u015fi \u015fi buni. Iar numele ora\u015fului era &#8220;Ora\u015ful lucrurilor pe care oamenii au vrut s\u0103 le fac\u0103.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>                                       (&#8220;ARTA DE A NU SCRIE UN ROMAN&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei s\u0103 mai spun\u0103 vreunu&#8217; c\u0103 Chinese Democracy sun\u0103 na\u015fpa!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tot ceea ce nu ne spunem (de\u015fi ne ard buzele) Tot ceea ce nu lu\u0103m (de\u015fi ne ard degetele) Tot ceea ce nu facem&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=849"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}