{"id":8491,"date":"2014-08-23T08:35:33","date_gmt":"2014-08-23T08:35:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8491"},"modified":"2014-08-23T08:35:33","modified_gmt":"2014-08-23T08:35:33","slug":"jurnal-de-nescriitor-ziua-a-2-a-o-parodie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/jurnal-de-nescriitor-ziua-a-2-a-o-parodie\/","title":{"rendered":"Jurnal de nescriitor: Ziua a 2-a. O parodie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Poem de amor ghebos <\/em><\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd soarele r\u0103sare, eu tresar meteoric,<br \/>\n\u015ei-o pat\u0103 v\u0103d de-a pururi. Se l\u0103f\u0103ie pe mine.<br \/>\n\u015ei m\u0103 \u00eentreb: Ce-i asta?? Cu-n interes retoric.<br \/>\nR\u0103spunsul e doar unul: E pata mea pe tine.<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 arde \u015fi m\u0103-nghea\u0163\u0103 de fac hipotermie<br \/>\n\u015ei cum cl\u0103n\u0163\u0103n din din\u0163ii-mi, m\u0103 arde \u00eenc-o dat\u0103<br \/>\n\u015ei jur c\u0103 a\u015f trata-o, dar nu am alifie<br \/>\n\u015ei dac\u0103 a\u015f avea-o, a\u015f \u0163ine-o neaplicat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103ci eu turbez de tine, v\u0103d harpii \u015fi meduze<br \/>\n\u015ei fac spume la gur\u0103, \u015fi-nvoc pe Anticristul<br \/>\nAr trebui o sear\u0103 s\u0103 vii s\u0103-mi faci ventuze<br \/>\nSau s\u0103-mi sco\u0163i DVD-ul \u0103l vechi cu <em>Exorcistul<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>\u0162i-am fost mam\u0103 \u015fi tat\u0103, bunic \u015fi semizeu,<br \/>\n\u015ei trei cumna\u0163i, \u015fi-un pop\u0103, \u015fi un mitropolit<br \/>\nTe spovedeam asiduu sub patrafiru-mi greu<br \/>\nDar a sunat iar ceasul \u015fi-ndat\u0103 m-am trezit.<\/p>\n<p>Dar c\u00e2nd te v\u0103d sprin\u0163ar\u0103, cum umbli-a\u015fa haihui,<br \/>\n\u015ei-mpar\u0163i sur\u00e2suri calpe cu ori\u015fice b\u0103rbat,<br \/>\nSar \u015fi smulg linguroiul ce-at\u00e2rn\u0103 bl\u00e2nd \u00een cui<br \/>\n\u015ei mi-l \u00eenfig \u00een pieptu-mi cel vajnic \u015fi-ncordat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poem de amor ghebos C\u00e2nd soarele r\u0103sare, eu tresar meteoric, \u015ei-o pat\u0103 v\u0103d de-a pururi. Se l\u0103f\u0103ie pe mine. \u015ei m\u0103 \u00eentreb: Ce-i asta??&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8491","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8491"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8491\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}