Nu intru acum \u00een folosirea stupid\u0103 a termenului “rezolu\u0163ii”, care \u00een limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 nici o secund\u0103 hot\u0103r\u00e2ri sau, \u00een context, utopii irealizabile cu care te tachinezi de unul singur. Romgleza e limba mea preferat\u0103 \u015fi false frenjii sunt micile ei bijuterii de umor involuntar.<\/p>\n
Buoooon. S\u0103 trecem la oi.<\/p>\n
Nu \u00een\u0163eleg de ce toat\u0103 lumea \u00ee\u015fi public\u0103 rezolu\u0163iile de 1 ianuarie. C\u00e2nd e\u015fti foarte beat \u015fi foarte \u00eendopat – except\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 pe mine, care fac adev\u0103rate exerci\u0163ii de voin\u0163\u0103 de s\u0103rb\u0103tori, s\u0103 evit orice exces alimentar, \u015fi m\u0103 rezum doar la pasele de depresie bulimic\u0103 din cursul anului calendaristic – nu prea se pune ce hot\u0103r\u0103\u015fti. \u015ei \u00een plus, \u00een ianuarie nici iarba nu cre\u015fte. Orice te hot\u0103r\u0103\u015fti s\u0103 faci, te ui\u0163i o dat\u0103 pe fereastr\u0103 \u015fi-\u0163i trece.<\/p>\n
Adev\u0103ratele rezolu\u0163ii ar trebui formulate pe 1 septembrie, c\u00e2nd se \u00eentoarce poporul \u00een ora\u015f, o lumin\u0103 bl\u00e2nd\u0103 \u015fi agreabil\u0103 ne ia \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een bra\u0163e \u015fi pia\u0163a e plin\u0103 de ro\u015fii, castrave\u0163i \u015fi ardei, cu care po\u0163i face m\u00e2ncare prietenoas\u0103 cu ficatul. A\u015f muta \u015fi \u00eenceputul anului pe 1 septembrie. F\u0103r\u0103 festivit\u0103\u0163ile de rigoare. Pentru c\u0103 \u00eenceputurile trebuie s\u0103 fie foarte lucide \u015fi \u00een deplin\u0103 posesie a facult\u0103\u0163ilor mintale.<\/p>\n
M\u0103car ele…<\/p>\n
De 1 septembrie, decid c\u0103 m\u0103 voi \u0163ine asiduu de treburile pe care le-am discutat. N-o mai ard aiurea la b\u0103ut, dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 e parte dintr-un efort creativ mai amplu. Nu voi mai l\u0103sa nici o secund\u0103 din timpul meu s\u0103 treac\u0103 de-a-mpulea. Am o singur\u0103 via\u0163\u0103 \u015fi, pentru frecat ridichea neproductiv, \u00eemi rezerv timpul de la 60 de ani \u00een sus. OK-OK, 70.<\/p>\n
Gata, m\u0103 pun pe lucru. Dar serios. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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