{"id":8505,"date":"2014-09-01T12:56:47","date_gmt":"2014-09-01T12:56:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=8505"},"modified":"2014-09-01T12:56:47","modified_gmt":"2014-09-01T12:56:47","slug":"tatii-sunt-noile-mame","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/tatii-sunt-noile-mame\/","title":{"rendered":"Ta\u0163ii sunt noile mame"},"content":{"rendered":"

Am enervat \/ perturbat \/ isterizat toate proastele posibile cu \u015flag\u0103rul meu de mare angajament, Drag\u0103 m\u0103mic\u0103 isteric\u0103<\/a><\/em>. M-au acuzat de rea-voin\u0163\u0103, nesim\u0163ire, curv\u0103s\u0103rie, herpes vaginal \u015fi multe, multe altele.<\/p>\n

\u015ei a venit \u00eentrebarea: Dar de t\u0103tici de ce nu zici nimic?<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 relatam un caz particular, nu f\u0103ceam o analiz\u0103 exhaustiv\u0103 a societ\u0103\u0163ii, vito! \u015ei scriam pe blogul meu personal, nu efectuam o datorie sacr\u0103 fa\u0163\u0103 de societate. Prea mult\u0103 lume trateaz\u0103 texte de pe bloguri de parc\u0103 ar fi materiale oficiale, prezentate de TVR \u015fi finan\u0163ate din banii lor c\u00e2\u015ftiga\u0163i cu greu.<\/p>\n

Dar hai s\u0103 zic \u015fi de t\u0103tici.<\/p>\n

Azi, la acela\u015fi Mega, st\u0103team la coad\u0103 \u00eentre dou\u0103 exemplare de ta\u0163i. Primul era de m\u00e2n\u0103 cu un b\u0103ie\u0163a\u015f blond \u015fi serafic, foarte cuminte \u015fi roz \u00een obr\u0103jori. Tat\u0103l pune pe tejghea o pung\u0103 de caramele.
\n-At\u00e2t? \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 v\u00e2nz\u0103toarea.
\n-Da.
\n-A zis tati c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu fac nici o gre\u015feal\u0103 la dictare toat\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na \u00eemi cump\u0103r\u0103 ce-mi place mie mai mult, m\u0103rturise\u015fte suav b\u0103ie\u0163elul.<\/p>\n

P\u0103i pula mea. E u\u015for s\u0103 fii copil serafic \u015fi adorabil c\u00e2nd ai un p\u0103rinte care apreciaz\u0103 asta. S\u0103 m\u0103 fi motivat pe mine cineva a\u015fa pe c\u00e2nd eram copil \u015fi \u00een prezent a\u015f fi avut minim un premiu Pulitzer.<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

Al doilea t\u0103tic a venit dup\u0103 mine. Era cu un co\u015f imens, plin de cump\u0103r\u0103turi \u015fi se uita \u00eengrijorat spre intrare. M-am uitat \u015fi eu \u00eentr-acolo. Feti\u0163a lui tocmai f\u0103cea ni\u015fte acroba\u0163ii spectaculoase pe u\u015fi\u0163ele alea batante de la intrarea \u00een zona cu m\u0103rfuri.
\n-Hai, m\u0103, tat\u0103, cumin\u0163e\u015fte-te!
\n-A-ia-iaaa! scoate aia mic\u0103 un strig\u0103t de r\u0103zboi.
\n-Hai, m\u0103, tat\u0103. D\u0103-te jos de acolo. Dac\u0103 vrei, mergem \u00een parc dup\u0103 ce-\u0163i faci temele \u015fi ne c\u0103\u0163\u0103r\u0103m c\u00e2t vrei tu.
\n-A-ia-iaaaa!
\n\u015ei omul m\u0103 roag\u0103 s\u0103-i \u0163in locul, apoi se duce \u015fi ia dr\u0103coaica de pe u\u015file batante.
\n-Hai, m\u0103, tat\u0103! Nu ne d\u0103m \u00een spectacol la magazin.
\n-De ce??
\n-Pentru c\u0103 la magazin cump\u0103r\u0103m lucruri. Mergem \u00een parc \u015fi ne juc\u0103m acolo.
\n-C\u00e2nd mergem??
\n-Dac\u0103 e\u015fti cuminte, termin\u0103m repede treaba \u015fi mergem.
\nNu mai \u015ftiu continuarea, dar, pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce au intrat \u00een etapa negocierilor, mi-a fost clar c\u0103 nu urmeaz\u0103 dec\u00e2t armisti\u0163iul.<\/p>\n

Nu mi-e clar c\u00e2nd s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat muta\u0163ia asta, de ce o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de femei s-au transformat \u00een ni\u015fte jigodii nesuferite, complet incapabile de comunicare \u015fi, invers, foarte mul\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163i au devenit infinit mai umani dec\u00e2t bunicii lor boi inflexibili. \u015ei punctez: sunt observa\u0163ii particulare, nu studii aprofundate de caz. Cert e c\u0103, \u00een lumina acestei tendin\u0163e, cuplurile de gay par familia ideal\u0103 a mileniului al III-lea. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Am enervat \/ perturbat \/ isterizat toate proastele posibile cu \u015flag\u0103rul meu de mare angajament, Drag\u0103 m\u0103mic\u0103 isteric\u0103. M-au acuzat de rea-voin\u0163\u0103, nesim\u0163ire, curv\u0103s\u0103rie,...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}